Does Kyle Rittenhouse Suffer From The Mumps?

[Larkin N Likin]

he looks like a chipmunk.

 

[Easterling]

He looks a fair bit thinner than the average nuggetfest attendee if you ask me.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

It’s weird. He has a much more slender figure than his face would suggest from all the pictures I’ve seen.

 

[Mediocre]

He's probably been stress eating, nigga's facing decades in prison if convicted. He has more of an excuse to binge on food than most of the death fats who have been trying to lose weight for years.

 

[MrTroll]

He looks a fair bit thinner than the average nuggetfest attendee if you ask me.

He's got a Hall of Fame-worthy babyface. In fact, I have a theory that the guy who was allegedly chasing him with a skateboard or whatever really just wanted to pinch his big, chubby cheeks and make cooing noises at him and the whole shooting thing was just the result of a tragic misunderstanding.

 

[Christ4President2024]

Everyone look, a slightly overweight person

 

[Basil Julep]

Fuck if I were facing those charges I would be force feeding myself for optimal baby face.

 

[Akashic Retard]

What's goin on here?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

No, he suffers from the gumps

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Suffer? He loves every minute of it!

 

[Sage In All Fields]

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What's goin on here?

Not sure, we'll need to zoom it in and apply bilinear filtering to enhance the image

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Still far thinner than your average mutt

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

This is how people look in the Chicagoland area. They have this perpetually bloated look in their face even when their bodies wouldn't look like they'd suffer from it.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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What's goin on here?

Clearly white supremacists have put a POC in a skin suit so when they convict him and send him to jail they will actually be sending another black man to jail.

Don't let them get away with it!

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

He's probably been stress eating, nigga's facing decades in prison if convicted. He has more of an excuse to binge on food than most of the death fats who have been trying to lose weight for years.

Someone said that's part of a strategy to make him look more like an adorkable boy to women jurors.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

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What's goin on here?

I'm sorry, I'm on a 4k monitor and it upscales. I can't say this is an accurate depiction of reality. Let me run some scans on this to see if we can get an accurate depiction.


I see everything much clearer now.