does the sorting hat from harry potter get erectile dysfunctions?

[ArgonianVoter]

if the sorting hat is sentient and male and capable of reproduction and it's very old; well that all concludes one thing.

 

[We Are The Witches]

The sorting hat does not have genitalia.

So no.

 

[Farsided]

The sorting hat has genitals, but he's also a freaky guy so he didn't experience ED. How do you think the kids get sorted out to different houses? It's all based on arousal and vibes.

 

[Le b0wski]

The sorting hat does not have genitalia.

It's just cold.

 

[draggs]

We see the sorting hat go from slumped in on itself, inanimate, to erect and quite lively when it's placed on a child's head. Draw the appropriate conclusion

 

[Johnathan Readit]

It has a slit and can be penetrated, that hat is female.