Does your penis hurt when you grip it to hard?

[soda pimp]

I had an idea for a character that lost his right arm and he gets a new robotic metal arm. But he gets frustrated with it because he's not used to controlling it. I wanted to write a joke where he tries to masterbate with it but the grip on the robot arm is to hard and he falls over in pain. Is this joke plausible?

 

[dick brain]

Joke doesn't make sense, it's harder than metal, the metal would bend.

 

[We Are The Witches]

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Is it ""plausible""? Yes, not sure how funny though. Unless the humor relies on the animation, in case it's drawn.

Family guy tries to do this with the "fall" pose:

 

[soda pimp]

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Is it ""plausible""? Yes, not sure how funny though. Unless the humor relies on the animation, in case it's drawn.

Family guy tries to do this with the "fall" pose:
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Yeah it would be animated. He falls face forward to the camera from the chair.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Send this to Studio Ghibi and they'll throw 100 million at this idea.

 

[Staffy]

No, but when you pull it hard it'll rip the skin, and i'm sure that's gotta hurt.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

What’s the difference between pink & purple?

the grip …

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why doesn't he just cut a hole in a cantaloupe like a normal person?

 

[Fapcop]

I wanted to write a joke where he tries to masterbate with it but the grip on the robot arm is to hard and he falls over in pain. Is this joke plausible?

Wouldn’t you masturbate with the left hand if you had a robotic right hand?

Like I’d be scared of tearing it off or something.

Why doesn't he just cut a hole in a cantaloupe like a normal person?

Or get a prostitute?

Masturbating with a cold metallic hand doesn’t exactly sound pleasant.

What if one of your pubic hairs gets caught in a joint? Sounds very unpleasant.

 

[urr13 account]

Yeah it would be animated. He falls face forward to the camera from the chair.

Are you animating the penis?

 

[Robert Cummings]

it does when your mom grips it too hard

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's happened.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

It would hurt if it's erect but flaccid dick is like rubber and you can squeeze it like a cat squeezes under a door.

 

[TheRetardKing]

What the fuck were you doing to your dick that made it hurt so bad?

 

[soda pimp]

Wouldn’t you masturbate with the left hand if you had a robotic right hand?

Good point, I didn't think that far. Let's just say he's at the point where he thinks he has better control over his robot arm and he wanted to try it out.

Are you animating the penis?

Maybe, but I think implying it is more funny. I'm not comfortable drawing NSFW stuff.

What the fuck were you doing to your dick that made it hurt so bad?

I don't have any moids at my disposal to try this out so asking the Farms will have to do.

 

[DankSmoker]

Good point, I didn't think that far. Let's just say he's at the point where he thinks he has better control over his robot arm and he wanted to try it out.

Maybe a montage of him having too strong of grip with everyday objects like toothpaste and bananas and then having the fleeting thought would be enough to get the joke across. Idk what kind of cartoon you're making though.

Obviously in real life If you had a robot arm you'd just swap the hand with a different attachment.

 

[Robert Cummings]

I don't have any moids at my disposal to try this out so asking the Farms will have to do.

You can always go out in public and ask strangers.

 

[soda pimp]

You can always go out in public and ask strangers.

I live around niggers so I don't want to get shot.

 

[Robert Cummings]

I live around niggers so I don't want to get shot.

It sounds like you just have some social anxiety. Don't worry, we all believe in you.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Is this part of edging where you squeeze the flaccid penis to erection?