Does your penis hurt when you grip it to hard?

[soda pimp]

I had an idea for a character that lost his right arm and he gets a new robotic metal arm. But he gets frustrated with it because he's not used to controlling it. I wanted to write a joke where he tries to masterbate with it but the grip on the robot arm is to hard and he falls over in pain. Is this joke plausible?

 

[DankSmoker]

Is this part of edging where you squeeze the flaccid penis to erection?

Bro jelqing ain't about cooming! It's just one of many penile exercises to employ. You wouldn't get it because you're a dickcel and a cocklet.

 

[urr13 account]

I thought of a better idea for your story @soda pimp

Okay, so he's get his robot-arm and it's amazing, it's so much better than is regular arm so he thinks "wouldn't it be great if I could replace my penis with a robo-penis?"

Here's the problem: the only reason he was able to get a robo-arm is it was covered by insurance thanks to losing his arm in an accident, so now to get a robo-penis he has to find a way to lose his penis in an "accident."

Hijinks ensue as he tries to get his dick ripped off by "accident", all kind of crazy scenarios as he keeps trying, and failing, to have his dick ripped off.

Then finally he does it, this is the end of the story, but the final stinger/joke is he goes to get a robo-penis and finds out they don't exist all that they have are robo-vagina so he has to become a robo-tranny. That's the end of the story. He gives a look at the camera like Jim Halpert face as the doctor installs his new robo-vagina.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Just replace it with a robot dick and you're golden.