Does Your Username Have a Story?

[Trans Fat 41g]

I would certainly love to know if @Yellow Yam Scam is named after a historical event. Probably not though.

 

[lolwut]

Came from this bit of brilliant stupidity that caught my attention on the 1d4chan wiki:

 

[Coldgrip]

I was kind of drunk and thought it sounded kind of cool.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

Like a n00b, I joined the Farms before lurking and thought it would be funny to act like an edgy warriorfag but nope, I was merely laughed at lol.
Anyway the origin of it: I'd read this edgy fanfic called "Every Rose Has its Thorns" or something like that and there was this character called Flamesoul who had raped the main character when she was younger ._.
I also wanted to emphasize the edginess so I looked up synonyms for 'evil'.
And harkened back to the old days where underscores were cool.
All in all, the fucking epitome of cringe!!!

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Simple enough story, I'm The Knife's husband. Well, that and I suck at thinking up usernames for places.

 

[Jaimas]

Like a n00b, I joined the Farms before lurking and thought it would be funny to act like an edgy warriorfag but nope, I was merely laughed at lol.
Anyway the origin of it: I'd read this edgy fanfic called "Every Rose Has its Thorns" or something like that and there was this character called Flamesoul who had raped the main character when she was younger ._.
I also wanted to emphasize the edginess so I looked up synonyms for 'evil'.
And harkened back to the old days where underscores were cool.
All in all, the fucking epitome of cringe!!!

You'll be pleased to note that this name actually dates back to an anime, specifically the reviled second season of Orphen. So it's completely unoriginal, as well as edgelordy.

Spoiler: Details

The first season had a villain named Flameheart. He was a gigantic dick and he died like a bitch in a pretty hilarious fashion after fucking the protagonists over. Cut to the second season, he turns out to have had a brother who is obsessed with getting revenge over the death of his brother which also left their mom a vegetable. He's half the villain his predecessor was and he's a complete mamma's boy, so having a name like Flamesoul makes him seemed like a canon version of Coldsteel the Hedgeheg.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

A teacher I have. Infamous for his constant dazed look and dumb voice. Was a computers teacher - always droning on about some useless course we were doing ("ya cant do dis without yer certifikuh"). Ordered some of the boys McDonalds one evening, and they began making fun of his pronunciation of "chicken dippers" (CHUKN DIPURS). Thus, my username was born.

 

[A Skeleton]

It was around Halloween and I couldn't think of any good usernames so i just made it this because it was around Halloween and now I'm stuck with it forever

 

[TheImportantFart]

When I originally joined I thought I'd spend all my time posting on the Chris board, so I decided to name myself after something Chris-related. A lot of Chris's mannerisms and related items were taken as names and one of the only ones left was "The Important Fart" (which is when Chris pauses to fart in the middle of a video).

Also, I think farts are funny. Sue me.

 

[Argonian Scum]

I always pick an Argonian character, and I expect to be called scum for posting on KF.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Lazarus Owenhart is the name of my D&D character.