Dog Identification Thread - "What breed is your dog?" "Fuck if I know"

[Dr. Ricearoni]

So lately whenever I mention my dog people always ask what kind of dog it is and I don't know the first thing about this little fucker breed-wise. Now it's starting to bother me that I can't identify it. So I figured why not start a thread where more educated kiwis can help identify what breed/mix your unidentifiable mutt is? Come on kiwis, dox your dogs for fun

Here she is, the little shit. She's playful and moody and she LOVES people and HATES anything with a pulse that isn't people, if that helps. So tell me, what the heck is this thing made of?

 

[Sangria]

Definitely some type of pit bull, between the blocky head and the brindle coloring. Also she seems to have a short body from the photo, so she might have a hint of a small breed, possibly Basset Hound or Corgi. She's a cute old lady!

 

[Vingle]

Why is the dog a little shit?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Why is the dog a little shit?

She thinks she's a lapdog and climbs all over you when you sit or lay anywhere.

 

[Marissa Moira]

looks like a pitbull

 

[Vingle]

She thinks she's a lapdog and climbs all over you when you sit or lay anywhere.

She doesn't look big, good girl.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

looks like a pitbull

See that's what I thought, but she's very short and stocky. The temperament fits though, she gets mad at anything, especially bugs. She'll sit and stare at the ceiling, whining because a moth got in.

She doesn't look big, good girl.

She's not but her paws are a nads-seeking-missile when she starts stepping on me.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

She's the kind who can consent, which is all dogs.

 

[Vingle]

She's not but her paws are a nads-seeking-missile when she starts stepping on me.

She thinks you are an masochist.

 

[modern horrors]

Looks like Breed of Peace to me

 

[totallyrandomusername]

She's the kind who can consent, which is all dogs.

I see you've been reading Tom Tooter's "Guide To Dog Fucking"

 

[Overcast]

Looks like a pit, but the coloring reminds me of a cattle dog.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

The temperament fits though, she gets mad at anything, especially bugs.

How many toddlers has she eaten so far? If it's less then four the pit in her is probably diluted.

 

[thyme]

I wanted to say Pit+Basset mix too, but when I look those up, they got short lil arms:
Hard to tell from the angle of your pic- does your dog have little legs?

I feel like she's gotta be a mix of more than 2 breeds

 

[Spicboyskafan]

hmmm
maybe a staffie mix?

 

[Euler's identity]

hmmm
maybe a staffie mix?

I thought staffie too.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I wanted to say Pit+Basset mix too, but when I look those up, they got short lil arms:View attachment 2479429
Hard to tell from the angle of your pic- does your dog have little legs?

I feel like she's gotta be a mix of more than 2 breeds

They're certainly not as long as Ive seen on other pitbull-esque dogs, Ill try to get a lower down picture later when I'm home.

How many toddlers has she eaten so far? If it's less then four the pit in her is probably diluted.

No toddlers, but she's started shit with the neighbor's dog twice, first time she broke off her leash cause it was old, second time their dog wandered right past its invisible fence thing, and she's gotten her ass kicked both times. She's feisty but about as competent at actually hurting things as a sack of pillows.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Aw she's cute.

I agree with the other kiwis. Looks like a pittie mix.

 

[Rungle]

why would you race-mix your dog
what the fuck is wrong with you

 

[round robin]

I'm thinking Staffordshire/Jack Russel mix. The short body disqualifies Bassets as their bodies are quite long. Only thing throwing me off is the eye shape.