dog jokes

[Cats]

Q: What cheese do dogs like on their pizza?

Spoiler

A: MUTT-zerella!

Q: What is a dog's favorite chair?

Spoiler

A: a BARK-a-lounger!

Q: What kind of dog doesn't bark?

Spoiler

A: a HUSH puppy!

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Spoiler

A: because you can't bury them in trees!

 

[Autopsy]

I went to the zoo the other day, but they only had animal.
It was a shih tzu.

 

[TheRetardKing]

New Yorkie City

 

[Blasterisk]

What breed of dog did King Midas have? By the end of things, a golden retriever

What do Japanese SWAT dogs yell at suspects? fleas

Where can you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him

Puppies are good at sussing out rumors because they chase their tales

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

What causes small dogs to shake and shiver so much?
Barkinson's Disease

 

[BluntyBitch]

So there's really no other place to put this than a&n and it's kinda old But,
My friend is a veterinarian and this dog is his client . As in, the dog that dug up the skull...

Mother, son charged with murder in 2013 cold case

Updated at 6:42 p.m. Thursday.

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