Careercow Don Roberts

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Summary: Don is super depressed. Adsense cancelled don's account and isn't paying for his videos. Julie 'Julay' Chandler revealed that she is in fact xxghostxx, and xxghostxx sent him a photo of 'himself', which in fact was a picture of Clyde Cash. Then he proceeds to show he has a single beer that he might drink to drown his sorrows, as if one beer could even come close to doing that. He then asks viewers to send him gift cards or codes or some shit for his Playstation, so he can buy free video games to review on his channel so he can becomec more famouser than pewdiepie. Either this guy is a horrible 'troll' (including xxghostxx), or he is horribly pathetic.
My previous thoughts that he just might be a legit spaz is starting to become doubtful. Either that, or his troll is extremely unimaginative.
 
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More new Don Roberts and it's creepy as hell. He looks like leather face in Texas Chainsaw and the chicken neck thing at the end made my stomach turn.

 
Wimmig said:
Summary: Don is super depressed. Adsense cancelled don's account and isn't paying for his videos. Julie 'Julay' Chandler revealed that she is in fact xxghostxx, and xxghostxx sent him a photo of 'himself', which in fact was a picture of Clyde Cash. Then he proceeds to show he has a single beer that he might drink to drown his sorrows, as if one beer could even come close to doing that. He then asks viewers to send him gift cards or codes or some shit for his Playstation, so he can buy free video games to review on his channel so he can becomec more famouser than pewdiepie. Either this guy is a horrible 'troll' (including xxghostxx), or he is horribly pathetic.
My previous thoughts that he just might be a legit spaz is starting to become doubtful. Either that, or his troll is extremely unimaginative.
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He's just a really bad troll, or a sperg who thinks that he'll become internet famous for copying Chris. I doubt that there is even a chance that he's real.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
He's just a really bad troll, or a sperg who thinks that he'll become internet famous for copying Chris. I doubt that there is even a chance that he's real.
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He knows shit about Chris godamnit. If he knew anything about Chris, why he didn't recognized Clyde Cash in his ''im depressed'' video?

You guys keep saying he's a troll because it is too good to be true, I know. But if Don is a troll, so is Chris and every single other spergs on the web.
 
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Satoru182 said:
Holy God Emperor of Mankind! what is it with fedoras and autism? I just don't get it, they know the fedora has been adopted as the official hat of the aspies a forever alone untouched genitals stigmata and yet...
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Probably for the same reason the Trilby is irrevocably associated with douchebags.
 
Mr. Troll12345 said:
He knows shit about Chris godamnit. If he knew anything about Chris, why he didn't recognized Clyde Cash in his ''im depressed'' video?

You guys keep saying he's a troll because it is too good to be true, I know. But if Don is a troll, so is Chris and every single other spergs on the web.
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There's a difference between Chris and Don. We have much more information on Chris, including things showing that his antics were/are not limited to the Internet. Don not recognizing the picture of Clyde Cash means nothing. We didn't have video or audio of him when he first saw the picture, and even that would be dodgey at best. He could've easily planned the so called "troll(ing)".
 
trueandhonestfan said:
There's a difference between Chris and Don. We have much more information on Chris, including things showing that his antics were/are not limited to the Internet. Don not recognizing the picture of Clyde Cash means nothing. We didn't have video or audio of him when he first saw the picture, and even that would be dodgey at best. He could've easily planned the so called "troll(ing)".
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Like I previously said, if he was a ween seeking attention, he would have stopped making videos ages ago because as of now he is not even ''popular'' or widely known.
 
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Mr. Troll12345 said:
Like I previously said, if he was a ween seeking attention, he would have stopped making videos ages ago because as of now he is not even ''popular'' or widely known.
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I have to disagree with you there. Just because he's not popular now doesn't mean that he thinks he should stop. I still don't think that this guy is even remotely real, and odds are I never will. When there is an original trolling incident involving someone who isn't allegedly close to him, and we get real results that don't look like he's just a bland Chris copy, then I'll be more inclined to believe he's real.
 
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That's what autism looks like over a webcam. I'm sure there will be more just like that. It's kind of like bird watching... Look! A Gynecomastia Chandlerii!
 
He's back with another music video... he's all moody and dramatic this time, and he karaoke's it with everything he's got!

 
Mr. Troll12345 said:
He knows shit about Chris godamnit. If he knew anything about Chris, why he didn't recognized Clyde Cash in his ''im depressed'' video?

You guys keep saying he's a troll because it is too good to be true, I know. But if Don is a troll, so is Chris and every single other spergs on the web.
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Don, it's okay to admit you're just doing this as a boredom ruse cruise. Don't have to hide it, you know.
 
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Mr. Troll12345 said:
/cow/, is that you?
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Nah, just curious as to why someone like you with a blatant name is so interested in someone who's a blatant pretend sperg. Also because you posted on /cow/ prior, due to your habit of using the plural "spergs" in situations where plurality is not needed making said posts noticeable.
 
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So what? Some say he's a troll, some say he's legit. Who cares? Why not just enjoy the content he's making?

You guys are even more spatic than Don himself, all of you.

Enig said:
Nah, just curious as to why someone like you with a blatant name is so interested in someone who's a blatant pretend sperg. Also because you posted on /cow/ prior, due to your habit of using the plural "spergs" in situations where plurality is not needed making said posts noticeable.
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I saw Don's thread on /cow/, you have nothing to prove that Mrtroll whatever was there for fuck sake.

does it really matter that much lol?
 
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If I had to guess, I'd say we're looking at a real-life sperg who's read extensively about Chris and other lolcows. Somehow he gets it into his head that it would be hilarious to pose as a new lolcow. It's gotta be easy, right? Surely if he posts some shitty art and stupid videos, he will [SCENE MISSING] until finally, the CWCki forums declare him the Most Epic Troll Ever and make him their king.

Of course, he vastly overestimated his ability to pull it off, so the whole affair is about as convincing as :stupid:.
 
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