Science Don't Inject Malaria Into Your Brain - PLEASE

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A new paper in a neurosurgery journal sheds light on one of the most bizarre and shocking medical procedures ever invented. The disturbing paper comes from Patric Blomstedt of Sweden's Umeå University.

Blomstedt tells the story of a technique called "cerebral impaludation," which literally means "putting malaria into the brain." In this operation, which was performed on over 1,000 people in the 1930s, blood from a malaria-infected person was injected straight into the frontal lobes of the unfortunate patient.

Why would anyone even dream of such a procedure? The story goes back to 1918, when an Austrian doctor, Julius Wagner-Jauregg, discovered that a bout of malaria could produce improvement in patients with advanced syphilis infection of the brain. Neurosyphilis was otherwise incurable at that time, and led to inevitable dementia, psychosis and death.

Wagner-Jauregg actually won the Nobel Prize for this dangerous, but effective, treatment. (It wasn't quite as dangerous as it sounds, because malaria, unlike syphilis, was treatable.) It's now thought that the reason malarial therapy worked is that malaria produces a high fever, creating temperatures too high for the syphilitic bacteria to survive.

But Wagner-Jauregg didn't inject malaria into the brain of his patients. The invention of cerebral impaludation was due to a French psychiatrist, Maurice Ducosté.
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"Maurice Ducosté (courtesy of Michel Caire)" (Credit: Blomstedt 2020)
Ducosté first published details of his brain impaludation technique in 1932, but by then he'd already carried out hundreds of operations, going back to as early as 1920. Not all of Ducosté's patients had syphilis: He seemed willing to experiment on anyone with severe mental illness:
Before applying this method in the paralytics [i.e. late-stage syphilis cases], I had used it a very large number of times in schizophrenics, encephalitics, maniacs. Since almost five years, I have done several hundreds of injections of various serums into the frontal lobes of the insane. Some have received up to twelve consecutive injections [33].
As well as malarial blood, Ducosté tried injecting other "serums" into his subjects' brains. Among others he used: diphtheria antitoxin; a mixture of "equal part blood and tetanus toxin"; and even anticobra serum, which is a treatment for snake bites.
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(Credit: Blomstedt 2020 Stereotactic and Functional Neurosurgery)
Ducosté claimed that his procedure was highly effective in cases of syphilis. In fact, he reported, it could leave people healthier and more intelligent than they had ever been:
It seems that the injection into the brain stimulates the intellectual faculties, modifies the character, provides youth and strength: many of these cured paralytics occupy positions which one would not have dared to confide them before their illness; many have become athletes, filled with energy and activity; a certain number among them, impotent for years, have procreated children of excellent shape.
He admitted, however, that it was not nearly so effective in schizophrenia and other non-syphilitic disorders.

So what became of cerebral impaludation? Ducosté's work on the procedure seems to have ended in 1940. A handful of other psychiatrists in France and abroad experimented with the procedure, but it never became popular.

However, Blomstedt points to evidence that Ducosté may have inspired the development of prefrontal lobotomy — an operation which was adopted around the world.

In 1932, Ducosté appeared at a medical conference in Paris, where he gave a talk immediately after one by the Portuguese psychiatrist Egas Moniz.

A few years later, Moniz became famous as the father of lobotomy — he had invented a procedure which involved injecting pure alcohol into the prefrontal lobes to cause "therapeutic" lesions. Moniz never cited Ducosté as a predecessor, but Blomstedt says a connection is likely.

In fact, Ducosté's own procedure was known to cause damage to the brain at the injection sites (as he acknowledged), so Ducosté was, in a sense, already doing lobotomy. Moniz merely substituted alcohol for Ducosté's serums.

We can only be thankful that we today live in an age in which no one would even consider injecting such dangerous substances into any part of the human body.
 
If you do think the general public is that stupid, you're wrong.

They're even dumber than that. Just you wait and see.
The fact some tards drank fish tank cleaner to own the orangeman made that wait time short as fuck. I'm never surprised by people anymore.
 
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The fact some tards drank fish tank cleaner to own the orangeman made that wait time short as fuck. I'm never surprised by people anymore.

I'm amazed that nobody has yet attempted to convince Left Coast hipsters that sulfuric acid is an obscure type of craft beer at this rate. I've said half-jokingly that we should take all the warning labels off and let nature run its course, but we probably don't even need to do that anymore.
 
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The dumbasses aren't the ones reading warning labels.
 
White people have been doing a bunch of crazy medical shit for years.
It's not just whitey. There's a weird thing that seems to mostly exist in the black community of bleach drinking, bathing, and so on.

Crazy medical shit is kind of the default human mode, it seems.
 
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It's not just whitey. There's a weird thing that seems to mostly exist in the black community of bleach drinking, bathing, and so on.

Crazy medical shit is kind of the default human mode, it seems.

Could be an evolutionary drive, find something until it works. After the (big number) of tries, one will eventually succeed.
 
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Tertiary syphilis is still incurable. One guy tried a radical treatment for an incurable disease and it worked to relieve symptoms. Hey, I know you're going insane, suffering emotional problems and dementia, but don't do something that might help you. Is....that what the message is?

And they're linking this to....lobotomies? How? People have drilled holes in their heads for many centuries. Its called trepanning and it is quite literally, using a drill to create a hole to access the brain. It was used in the past to 'exorcise' evil spirits and cure headaches (the hole is thought to relieve pressure on the brain). So uh, drilling a hole in your head wasn't a unique fucking idea.

And uhh...we're always injecting dangerous substances into our bodies. We call it 'medicine'. Effectively, what chemotheraputics are, is toxic compounds functionally designed to KILL YOU. We just regulate the doses extremely carefully so they don't. Vaccines sometimes contain live virus at levels that can't cause infection. I mean, I guess its better that they don't have to drill a hole in your head to do that. But there's a lot of dangerous medications that we inject into you. Its what we in the field call 'drugs with a narrow therapeutic window' which is a fancy way of saying 'if we don't dose you right, you will fucking die or suffer horrible side effects. Then die'.

Also, we do drill holes in the head for certain things and still put drugs in there. These are generally drugs that can't cross the blood brain barrier and its a life threatening brain disease, but it still happens. None of this is shocking for any reason. This article is fucking stupid, the person who wrote it is stupid and CNN should be taken out to pasture.

I'm not even mad. I am royally confused at how this is in any way remarkable except of learning of a cool way that they tried to treat an incurable illness when there were no or few options available out at the time. I know news agencies are scraping the bottom of the barrel, but this is a pure misread of medical history. It probably fell out of practice in the 40s, because that's around when we started having decent drugs and other less extreme treatments. Not because it wasn't effective. And there were a LOT of these weird intrem treatments that were only in use for a short time before we had something better. Believe me, if it was the only thing we could use to treat it, we'd probably still do it today.

We also have extreme treatments today. The "Milwaukee Protocol" is for rabies treatment. If you don't get treated for rabies immediately, you always die. What they do is massively sedate your ass into a coma with barbiturates, a sedative and ketamine COMBINED, throw you on antivirals and hope your body worked it all out. It uh, didn't. Most people on it died. So crazy experimental shit for incurable illnesses is done in every era. At least the Malaria one fucking worked to some degree.

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Also as others have said, the guy who did lobotomies wasn't a doctor. He also got the idea from an Italian psychiatrist. Not from this treatment. And 90% of lobotomies were trans-orbital or 'icepick lobotomies'. So even his inspiration was wrong. And the guy who did the ice pick lobotomies was basically medical charlatan who was a really good salesman of his technique to mental hospitals as he could rapid fire these motherfuckers off. "You've got troublesome patients, this'll calm them down without paying for drugs, permanently!" And mental hospitals of the era were particularly nastily run places. Watch Titcut Follies and find out yourself how fucking terrible they were.

If they were done surgically (they never really ever were) it was called a leucotomy and required a team of surgeons that drilled into the scalp. The ice-pick lobotomy was so popular because it was quick and didn't require an operating theater. Which is why it was done the most and did the most damage.

So this article is pretty much wrong on everything.
 
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