don’t judge me - 7/25/2019

[stingray]

I genuinely cba watching her videos anymore. I have to watch it on a reaction channel just because she's THAT FUCKING BORING. It's not even about the shekels, cause I use adblock. Thank you @L_I_F_T_E_D and OP for the recap. The most entertaining part of her videos recently is just being able to shit all over them and laugh about it with everyone else on KF.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

"don't judge me"
lol come onto the farms and try to stop us you heifer

 

[KittyGremlin]

I don't really follow Amberlynn much but this only encourages me to dig more into her subforum. And judge her afterwards.

 

[Richie Richard]

Her “nervous blogging sometimes situation” happened because the buffer between her and Rickie is hours away with spending time with her priorities.

 

[Owlflaps]

Trying not to judge Amberlard is like trying to ask organisms not to breathe.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

just 8min of Hypochondriaclynn worrying about the sun

This is what I don't get about Amber: she's hypochondriac about everything as soon as she takes some kind of medicine, but other times she acts like it's completely normal to develop an UTI because your butler wasn't around for three days.

Also, this is supposed to be day 5 of her diet with frequent weight-ins.

 

[Xani]

She's going to die too, and it'll be worse than what most people go through. It's just a slow burn type situation.

If she's cremated, that's gonna require a lot of energy. Like A LOT. More energy than the sun outputs. It's gonna take a few hours for her to burn up. Much cheaper and easier than being burried; we'd need to burry her in an asteroid crater.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"Tomatoes! I don't like tomatoes!" <disgusted look>

That's okay, Hamber. Tomatoes (and pretty much the rest of the known universe) don't like you, either.

 

[KittyGremlin]

If she's cremated, that's gonna require a lot of energy. Like A LOT. More energy than the sun outputs. It's gonna take a few hours for her to burn up. Much cheaper and easier than being burried; we'd need to burry her in an asteroid crater.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I'm judging her to be over 600 elbees.

No belly flop means this video is trash, at least it's short.

 

[Loves to Huff]

She needs to get some more choker extensions . . .

That was incredibly boring. This was filmed weeks ago, but will we still get two more days of AL filming by herself while Becky was gone?

 

[むらさき]

Mushmouth posted about setting up the pool on June 23rd.

 

[Mandaark]

Spoiler: not a total shitpile

Looking awful as ever, forehead fat causing a shadow on her face lol
And her usual unhealed bruises, purple armpit, etc.
Cawk

Beetus hands intensifies
Too fat to lift her eyebrows omfg

Cumming

Lolololol
Shes triggered by that plate of pasta look at her EYES

 

[Haesindang Park]

She's so fat that she needs a mattress in the living room to rest on while Becky is away? Wow... I'm surprised she didn't mention the Big Fig mattress.

 

[marjoram]

Well, I'm gonna judge you, Fatass. I'm gonna judge you hard....

 

[Chía P.]

What's that purple/blue line on her arm. It's her body casting weird shadows or it's her dangerously high blood pressure now visible to the naked eye?

 

[Xenomorph]

Spoiler: Stop fucking around.

Show your fat fucking melted candle wax sore ridden layyyyyyyyrggggggs!

 

[Turd Blossom]

Just a reminder that she recently sassed a haydur that made fun of her and Becky for sitting around and coloring all day with something akin to "We don't do that! We haven't colored in FOREVER LOL "

She couldn't have been lahhing so she's probably just making up for lost time.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Oooh guiiizeee look how hot and kyute I am with my WW cookbook I'll never use!

This was worse than the ASMR bullshit, at least with that you get what she’s trying to do - I have no idea what this vlog was for

Seems this was when she decided to film the god-forsaken thing...dammit Necky why did you leave your charge unsupervised?!

 

[mekalekahi]

If she's cremated, that's gonna require a lot of energy. Like A LOT. More energy than the sun outputs. It's gonna take a few hours for her to burn up. Much cheaper and easier than being burried; we'd need to burry her in an asteroid crater.

I watched a video recently that said obese people smaller than AL usually clog the cremation pipes with the smoke they cause,gorl has chances of breaking a machine. Burning her would take ages