dont watch this - 6/28/18

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Peeno Noir said:
Thanks. Going through the first couple of pages was enough for me to realize that our dear fatty is a type of person that is all to common on the internet. You can literally take any fat-positive public person and 80% of their bs would match Amberlynn's, from fatlogic to disgusting behavior.
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And Amber is quick to remind you that she once lost 89 el bees* so she knows all about dieting gorl


*(with someone monitoring her food intake)
 
Git said:
Lol, she has makeup on to hide her racoon diabeetus eyes this time.
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She has her own built in smokey eye makeup look. All she needs to do is add some glitter eyeliner and voila: it's hillbilly glamour time.
 
This is the gayest form of clickbait Ive ever seen. Could you be lazier and stupider?

(dont watch this-- I didnt. Im 99% sure I know what happened in this video: you ate a lot, three meals worth. Do you ever do anything else?)
 
thejackal said:
The face of a "rage-eeen lezbeeun":
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The edge is so hard the Japanese are studying it to improve their already world class knives.
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When was this from? She looks like she still has the will to live.
 
Are we guessing the "new starting weight" she's going to admit to or the real new starting weight? Those are two very different numbers.
 
"We're going out to eat..."
"Why I'm wearing a cardigan..."
"My vlogs suck..."
"Going to Becky's sister's house, I'm not allowed not going to vlog..."
"Something something coloring books..."
"Something something lose weight...."
"I gained weight, I'll tell you later..."
>doesn't.
"Going to the arcade with Becky's nephew, I'm not allowed not going to vlog..."
"I'm sad, might tell you why tomorrow..."

I mean AL's vlogs are entertaining insomuch as they're a bumbling mess punctuated by wild junk food sightings and :islamic::horrifying: supply for the screencap thread. But otherwise, boring and uneventful. But this vlog is a complete abortion.

It reminds me of a vlog she did entitled "WE'RE ENGAGED!!!!" (Sept 2017) which was total clickbait, and she copped so much backlash from the utter laziness that she fled to Twitter to promise to do better.

ETA: found it, it's called "I'M MARRIED!!!!!" (CW: autistic intro).
 
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Here's a thought:

Why don't you "surprise" Becky with a 5, 10, or 15 lb weight loss?
Why don't you "surprise" Becky with a please or thank you for carting your lardbody around? Or for anything that she ever does for you?
Why don't you "surprise" her with a polite attitude when the cameras are off?
Why don't you "surprise" her by developing some autonomy, and let her have some time to herself?
Why don't you "surprise" her with some respect?

She doesn't need material things from you to be happy. Let her have some of the intangible good things in life. You're sucking all of the joy out of her life to make room for you. If she's going to be stuck rolling your body around the bed to change the sheets, wiping your ass and cleaning the "body cheese" out of your folds, changing your bedpan and making all of your meals, the absolute least you can do for her is be genuinely kind and grateful to her. You just won't be satisfied until her entire life is about you. If she were more forward thinking, she'd be done with you. If she does leave you, you'll just be after someone else. You're selfish and greedy, and you think that the best way to "keep" people is to buy them.

Spoiler alert: if you were a nice/genuine person, you could make real, happy relationships no matter what size you were. Until you decide you're not the absolute center of the universe though, everything about you is a fabrication.
 
Late, but why is she always licking her lips? It's starting to bug me.
Anyway, I'm going to guess she's somewhere in the 530s. Let's say 534.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
And Amber is quick to remind you that she once lost 89 el bees* so she knows all about dieting gorl


*(with someone monitoring her food intake)
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Half of her videos is her cooking healthy food and counting calories just to show how "healthy" and passionate she is about weight loss.
Her cooking skills tho... :story:
Definitely one of top 10 lolcows on KF.
 
@FreddyDunningKreuger

I agree 10000%
If ever anyone is curious how an abusive relationship is like watch Hambie. It's a prime red flag example.

But then again, she probably never learned what a healthy relationship is like. She is basically a 5 year old.

spelling - geez what's wrong with me today
 
I think the last time I looked in her comments section, there were a lot more white knights. Now it's almost completely "haydurz".

Having a great time reading through some of these, tbh.

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My pitch for the weight:-

Doesn't matter. It's only warder wade and she's been drinking some really heavy warder lately. Kentucky water is known for being, like, sooooooperheavy. Cos of chemtrails or fluoride or aliens. Or sumfink.

Otherwise? Snoooooooore. Someone wake me up when can't get off floor-bed/Necky splits*/queens revolt and evict her/firemen knock down wall to carry out said eviction. Or she's on either MSHPL or Hoarders, whichever nabs her first.

*literally or figuratively

Edit for ps: we all know how pitifully ignorant she is, but heavy water is a thing. A thing I really want her to claim to be drinking once she reads this >:)
 
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"I need to do a program that I know works" ok so go to a weight loss clinic and have a doctor prescribe you topamax. They hand it out like candy for fat fatties who can't get their lives together. Then again, part of the reason it works so well is because everything tastes like shit and we've already decided Amberlynn doesn't eat for taste so it probably wouldn't work for her.
 
Didn't bother to watch the video. Just like she asked! :) So i'd like to thank @LightEmittingDiode for the brief synopsis.

All I can say is that what is truly dangerous about Amber's situation, in particular, is that she is on a steady climb upwards. No ups or downs, just plain UP. Other cows at least teeter around the same weight for years. For a person who was proudly declaring how she is so knowledgeable on dieting that she could teach a class, it's kind of shocking that Amber-sensei is gaining weight.
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Here's to Amber's heart. That thing is a soldier.
 
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