dont watch this - 6/28/18

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Any US farmers know what the deal is if they want her gone? We don't know whether she's on the lease or not but we do know she will just squat like a malevolent toad until she's found a new caretaker.

Even if she could live alone which I doubt, I can't see any landlord renting to her. She's a liability, she could easily damage or cause to be damaged the property, she has no job history and YT earnings are nowhere near solid enough income, especially for a one-trick-pony with no other income streams, diversification, or even savings. She can't have much of a credit history (and I still think she did a midnight flit from her last place) because she's never built one up and she has outstanding student loans. From a landlord's PoV she's a complete no-no, outside the murky off-radar lets of shitty apartments or trailers, neither of which she could live in and she's got no in to those circles anyway.

I know the process is 30 day notice etc etc, but in the event they do want her out how could they actually make it happen unless/until she's ready to go? Assuming they could be absolutely hard-headed about it, and that she can't claim dependency (another reason Becky was beyond stupid to leave her job. It opens the door for AL to claim Becky is her carer) where on earth could she go? Granted, nobody would want to stay where they aren't wanted but we know she can square that in her mind - she imposed on both Krystal and Destiny after they checked out.

As a hypothetical, what would happen? Is there aid available, or emergency housing? Or would she need - or even qualify for - some type of care facility? God, what a precarious existence.
 
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Her eyebrows are almost completely gone at this point.

Tiny Clanger said:
Any US farmers know what the deal is if they want her gone? We don't know whether she's on the lease or not but we do know she will just squat like a malevolent toad until she's found a new caretaker.

Even if she could live alone which I doubt, I can't see any landlord renting to her. She's a liability, she could easily damage or cause to be damaged the property, she has no job history and YT earnings are nowhere near solid enough income, especially for a one-trick-pony with no other income streams, diversification, or even savings. She can't have much of a credit history (and I still think she did a midnight flit from her last place) because she's never built one up and she has outstanding student loans. From a landlord's PoV she's a complete no-no, outside the murky off-radar lets of shitty apartments or trailers, neither of which she could live in and she's got no in to those circles anyway.

I know the process is 30 day notice etc etc, but in the event they do want her out how could they actually make it happen unless/until she's ready to go? Assuming they could be absolutely hard-headed about it, and that she can't claim dependency (another reason Becky was beyond stupid to leave her job. It opens the door for AL to claim Becky is her carer) where on earth could she go? Granted, nobody would want to stay where they aren't wanted but we know she can square that in her mind - she imposed on both Krystal and Destiny after they checked out.

As a hypothetical, what would happen? Is there aid available, or emergency housing? Or would she need - or even qualify for - some type of care facility? God, what a precarious existence.
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Section 8 is for low income and if AL is claiming she makes what she says she does she wont qualify for it.
 
Maybe it would help if you got a job so you could occupy your time better, come on seriously. Walmart and Sam's Club literally hire deathfats and autists to be greeters.
 
What she will say her high weight is... 512.6
What it actually is...527

I noticed she used the new glitter make-up.
Wasn't she just saying the WW made her eat poorly/20 piece nuggets x 2 in 5 days?

Girl needs to get off the carb train...look at her binges- CARBS!

Whatthefuck said:
You know, the more I think about it the more I think that Rickie just avoids her as much as possible. I think he's the only one who doesn't depend on her for jack shit and he's not going to be a part of the shitshow unless Eric makes him by going to dinner with them. I don't even think they play board games all together anymore. I think at least Rickie is straight up over her and has been almost from the get go. Eric needs to get on board. Rickie's his husband and he's lucky that he has a partner who's willing to support him and do all the other heavy lifting around that house. Maybe that's why the tension is so thick it's almost visible these days.

ETA: At least in the case of the gays, they have no obligation to parent a 500+++ elbee toddler. Becky, on the other hand, took that responsibility head on and she's cowed into submission by being completely dependent on AL>.
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I bet there is tension because their bedroom is right off the kitchen...AL doesn't sleep till the middle of the night. They are tired of her making noise in the kitchen during normal sleep pattern hours.
 
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If she hasn't been on a lease somewhere, she's boned if she has to rent something on her own. Most places that aren't complete slums will check with your previous landlords to see if you were a fit (lol) tenant or not. No rental history = no rent. I'm not entirely sure if they can consider YouTube a steady, reliable source of income either. Another issue would be pets, but even if she wasn't allowed to have them, I'm sure she'd find a way to either sneak them in or "re-home" them...
 
Golly said:
Late, but why is she always licking her lips? It's starting to bug me.
Anyway, I'm going to guess she's somewhere in the 530s. Let's say 534.
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The lip smacking/licking is excruciating to watch. It’s usually after she’s made a point or is rhyming things off she’s going to do or eat. I honestly think she does it to sound sassy and organised.
 
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I can smell her through the fucking screen. She reminds me so much of my personal lolcow that it's hard to keep their lives separate.

xenomorph said:
Section 8 is for low income and if AL is claiming she makes what she says she does she wont qualify for it.
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She'd also need to get/provide her tax returns and probably provide a SS card. My guess is she'll try to hit up a church for money until they run tired of her. There's plenty of reckless churches in the boonies, funded by the larger organizations, that enable people like AL. There's next to no oversight and the people who run these programs tend to be from upper-middle-class backgrounds and are total bleeding hearts. If there's anything AL is good at, it's evoking sympathy (at least in the short term). I know there's lots of discussion about her being good at eating, but I disagree. Anyone who makes it to 500 lbs would have to be eating high-end chocolate cheesecakes and the most decadent Italian food to be "good at eating" in my eyes. Practice doesn't always make perfect.

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Bunny said:
Does beetus cause hairloss?
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It can, and often does, when untreated. But AL's larger problem is that her skin is stretching, and thus her hair follicles are spreading apart. It looks like she hasn't lost much hair, if at all, but her face and scalp are ever-widening.
 
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Does beetus cause hairloss?

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Yeah, if it's unchecked. It's an endocrine disease, so it screws up a ton of things. She's probably also not getting any real nutrition from what she eats either, so I'm sure that doesn't help. Probably explains the lip smacking and licking to a degree. Girl is thirsty.
 
What I want to see is big ol' Amber trying out the diet miracle pill "Alli"....

For those unaware, here are the side effects and consequences if you eat the wrong food....explained in hilarious Layman's Terms: http://thewvsr.com/alli.htm

edit: this writeup was published was back when it was introduced back in 2007 (but yes, it still exists).
 
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I wouldn't be too worried about Amberlynn's housing situation. Unlike New York City, where there are tons of qualified applicants and you can barely find a place to live unless you're related to the landlord by blood or marriage even if you make six figures, have amazing credit and a perfect rental history, this is Bumfuck, KY.

The landlord is probably just glad to have someone who isn't a meth cook, pitbull breeder or Section 8 tenant living there. She pays the rent and the bills, she doesn't have little kids or big dogs; hell, she doesn't smoke in the house which is a huge plus for the landlord.

IANAL, but isn't obesity also a protected class, so she could claim discrimination if she was refused housing on the basis of her weight? She's not exactly a model tenant but there's way worse. If it's just a guy renting out his dead grandma's old house, he probably isn't doing credit checks or Googling their names; he just wants first, last and a pet deposit.
 
Becky probably despises her but she won't leave her... not yet. She's completely dependent on Amber. I think if the boys kicked her out, Becky would 100% go with her. Maybe they could go to Becky's sister's?

I bet if the boys do indeed want her out, Eric is running to her saying it's all Ricky's idea.

All that said... I don't think that's it. I bet it's something boring as hell about some distant family member. The four of them went out to lunch just a few vlogs ago. There's tension but I don't think it's to the level of risking a friendship with Becky to kick out Amber.

And she's at least 550 elbees. But we won't know the truth til Necky's hefting Amber on to that monster scale in Dr. Now's office.
 
My guess is 525.

I love how she talks about how we must be confused about what she's doing due to her late vlogs.

AL honey, there is nothing complicated about you. Every Monday you come up with some new diet plan and you fail to follow through with it. You go to Walmart, buy stupid crap. And then stuff many helping of Mexican rice down your gullet. Then on Sunday, you have a "last hurrah" saying you'll start a new diet on Monday. And the cycle continues.

I think this may be her worst vlog though... Hopefully the queens are kicking her out of the house :optimistic:, that would at least spice up this large stretch of mediocrity she's put us through lately.
 
melissarendato said:
All that said... I don't think that's it. I bet it's something boring as hell about some distant family member.
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She's heard the all-you-can-eat Chinese Buff-ette has put a limit on the number of buckets each customer is allowed.

Actually, that wouldn't cause attention-seeking vague comments, it'd be full blown screaming tantrum.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
Any US farmers know what the deal is if they want her gone? We don't know whether she's on the lease or not but we do know she will just squat like a malevolent toad until she's found a new caretaker.

Even if she could live alone which I doubt, I can't see any landlord renting to her. She's a liability, she could easily damage or cause to be damaged the property, she has no job history and YT earnings are nowhere near solid enough income, especially for a one-trick-pony with no other income streams, diversification, or even savings. She can't have much of a credit history (and I still think she did a midnight flit from her last place) because she's never built one up and she has outstanding student loans. From a landlord's PoV she's a complete no-no, outside the murky off-radar lets of shitty apartments or trailers, neither of which she could live in and she's got no in to those circles anyway.

I know the process is 30 day notice etc etc, but in the event they do want her out how could they actually make it happen unless/until she's ready to go? Assuming they could be absolutely hard-headed about it, and that she can't claim dependency (another reason Becky was beyond stupid to leave her job. It opens the door for AL to claim Becky is her carer) where on earth could she go? Granted, nobody would want to stay where they aren't wanted but we know she can square that in her mind - she imposed on both Krystal and Destiny after they checked out.

As a hypothetical, what would happen? Is there aid available, or emergency housing? Or would she need - or even qualify for - some type of care facility? God, what a precarious existence.
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I saw a few 3 and 4 bedroom apartments listed when I was Googling rentals in that town. The rent is IMO very cheap, but I don't think Amber could rent any of those.
Those apartments were, very likely, posted by a management firm which means Amber wouldn't qualify (because of everything you mentioned).
In that town most of the rentals are probably dealt between landlord and (potential) tenant, so her not being able to provide documentation and proof of income might not be a deal breaker. BUT! It's a tiny little town where most people own the place they live in, so there probably aren't that many rentals available.

Section 8 (government assistance) gives precedence to families with children, and we're talking about a state with a whole lot of people under the poverty line. Hell would probably freeze over before Amber got a place through section 8.
(I could be wrong, but don't they also give precedence to people with disabilities?)

Churches...again, lots and lots of needy people who are better at faking Christian values.

Amber could move to another state, but her best bet is to go North. (FYI, Amber. Florida is to the South)
Bunny said:
Does beetus cause hairloss?
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Probably does, although I don't remember seeing it listed as a side effect. Malnutrition does it for sure.
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
What I want to see is big ol' Amber trying out the diet miracle pill "alli"....
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Are those still being called miracle pills? I remember hearing women telling each other to never wear white because of it.
 
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