DOOM Annihilation

[Cod of War]

Well, at least you'll still get DOOM Eternal.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Well, at least you'll still get DOOM Eternal.

Is that real or a fan trailer?

 

[Cod of War]

Is that real or a fan trailer?

Real but it's direct to video.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Oh man, such bad and mediocre acting from the, (I'm assuming), protagonist. When she tried to yell "die die die", my ears instinctively folded inside my skull.

 

[Ruin]

What in the ever loving fuck? This looks like an Asylum direct to dvd film.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

What in the ever loving fuck? This looks like an Asylum direct to dvd film.

You got the "direct to DVD" part right.

Even the official doom twitter disavowed.

 

[Recoil]

How much you think Carmack makes off something like this, or is it all Bethesdabux at this point?

Even if the official twitter disowned it... ?
That doesn't mean necessarily mean the creators aren't making bank.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

First hyper-realistic Pikachu, then we had a Disney reject Sonic and now Doomguy has a vagina.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

First hyper-realistic Pikachu, then we had a Disney reject Sonic and now Doomguy has a vagina.

Pikachu: I'm actually excited about this movie.
Sonic: This looks so unbelievable bad that I'm enjoying the dumpster fire a lot, also anyone who appreciates Sonic and its integrity is lolcow sperg.
Doom: This looks like an actual mistake, waste of time and money.

 

[_blank_]

Plot synposis:
Since they were a child, looking at the spaceships with her father, Joannie Stalvern wanted to be a space marine. But now that she has become oldered, aboard the space station base UAC, and surrounded by demons, she and Cernal Joson must getted their palsma rifles, break down all the walls, because it's not just a game anymore!

RIP AND TEAR! KILL OR BE KILL BY DEMONS!!!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Good lord, even disregarding the fact that it's DTV it looks worse than the 2005 attempt.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Now The Rock can be happy, that his Doom Movie was actually better

 

[LN 910]

also anyone who appreciates Sonic and its integrity is lolcow sperg.

77 people own a Sonic game calm down I can smell the cheetos on your "not all men" t-shirt while you type away at black people on twitter being unfair to whitey from here

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

black people on twitter being unfair to whitey from here

Anyone using or browsing twitter is a subhuman tool unless they are younger than 15.

Also fuck whites.

 

[LN 910]

Anyone using or browsing twitter is a subhuman tool unless they are younger than 15.

Also fuck whites.

Nice.

But seriously if we're going to embrace radical centrism the Pokemon fandom should be bullied hard - pedophillia, bestiality porn, just regular old cringe it has it all.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Nice.

But seriously if we're going to embrace radical centrism the Pokemon fandom should be bullied hard - pedophillia, bestiality porn, just regular old cringe it has it all.

This ain't about fandoms is about either creators or franchises.

 

[LN 910]

Implying Pokemon was ever good past Gen I

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

For those curious, the production is being handled by universal 1440, A studio that doesn't appear to be more than a few year old, and seems to mainly do (A) B-Movies (B) unwanted sequels and (C) Woody Woodpecker.

The story is apparently going to go with "muh zombies" much like the 2005 effort, and the Doomgirl is being played by Nina Bergman, a singer for Letters from the Fire, a hard rock band from California that nobody cares about. Apparently the actual Doomguy from the 2016 game will make an appearance, so there's that.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

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Gen 8 looks promising.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I still can't believe how badly movie studios continue to fuck up such a simple concept. Doom is a very simple game: demons come through portal from hell to Mars (or its moons depending on the game), kill everyone except one man, and that one man has to rip and tear his way out. I don't even care if they change the Doomguy to Doomgirl because it doesn't matter at all.

Hell, I'd say this looks worse than the 2005 movie mainly because the demons, what little we see of them, don't even resemble the games' creatures. Even the first movie got that right, shitty as it was.