DOOM Annihilation

edit: fuck beaten.

Still gotta admit doom guy shouldn't talk and we shouldn't ever see their face. @DrearyDoomguy had it right when Doom guy should be a force of nature tearing through demons while scrubby marines stumble upon the aftermath of his leavings. Focusing on the marines would be a good way to explain the backstory of the facility and then at the end it's revealed that the high-functioning autistic doom guy collected all the keycards solving the problem for them. Driven to murderous rage by the loss of his beloved rabbit.
 
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Jaimas said:
They've been threatening to make this movie a while. They wrapped it up in April back in 2018, so I have no idea why they're releasing it now of all times except maybe praying to god that its proximity to Doom Eternal will give it a sales bump. It's direct-to-video as well, so it being shit is a bygone conclusion.

Don't worry though, they've got everything in place to ensure it makes the 2005 Doom movie look Oscar-worthy:

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Well what the fuck kind of reaction were you expecting when you essentially piss all over a character people love? It’s like when they tried to reboot Dante from Devil May Cry into an angsty dark teen “cool” guy.
 
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Why do the vast majority of video game film adaptations fucking suck? Some of them should be goddamn no-brainers. The 2005 DOOM could have just recreated DOOM3 and it would have been infinitely better than what we got. Fuck, it reminded me of that shitty DOOM novelization where the demons were just fuckin' aliens with that stupid 24th chromosome shit.. The premise is so fucking simple, and they fucked it up in some of the most amazing ways possible.

This is why I'm actually kinda GLAD they never made movies out of Halo, Duke Nukem or other decent video games. They just cannot be trusted not to royally fuck it up.
 
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