Doorknob Licker General - Brainlets vs Corona-chan. Who will win?

[Vlinny-kun]

Post dumbasses ignoring quarentine/social distancing guidelines and not practicing proper hygene practices so they can spread the wuflu to an 8 year old cancer patient and their grandparents.

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Quitter.

Spoiler: An equivalency

Bonus points if they do so with exceptional reasoning like so.

Fake cures count too.

Chinese herbal products have been studied for many medical problems, including stroke, heart disease, mental disorders, and respiratory diseases (such as bronchitis and the common cold), and a national survey showed that about one in five Americans use them. Because many studies have been of poor quality, no firm conclusions can be made about their effectiveness.

Some Chinese herbal products have been found to be contaminated with undeclared plant or animal material; drugs (such as the blood-thinner warfarin and the nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory agent diclofenac); heavy metals (such as arsenic, lead, and cadmium); pesticides or compounds called sulfites, which could cause asthma or severe allergic reactions; or incorrect herbs, some of which have caused organ damage.

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[Trump's Chosen]

The virgin distancer vs. the chad boomer remover

 

[Marco Fucko]

I start getting flu symptoms I'm going to increase my social interaction, not reduce it.

 

[Robert James]

I knew this meme would come in handy, Can't really dox where I live but sufffice to say it's a college town and right now people are treating it like a vacation. No social distancing no cessation of unnecessary activity tons of toilet paper buying and most resteraunts are packed 24/7. I think college kids don't understand that they aren't imune and that while they have a lower chance of getting into the ICU they have a chance.

 

[A Useless Fish]

My mother's best friend (who I will call 'K') went on holiday to a European country that is really getting fucked by Corona Chan.

We urged her all not to go. She ignored us.

Somehow, K made it back into the country on Friday, and texted my mother that she would 'see her soon.' My mother texted back to her that she wanted her to stay away for two weeks.

K showed up in my mom's house today, while I was visiting. Let herself right the fuck in, and started blabbering at us about how everything was shut down...and how much coughing some guy in front of her was doing on the flight back.

Fuck you, K. I don't much care if I get sick. I'm young and healthy. My mom is neither. If she gets sick, I'll know who is to blame, and I will be coming for your fucking head.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Massive prayer gathering is held to read ‘healing verses’ against coronavirus in Bangladesh

'They held the Khatme Shifa prayers after dawn to free the country from the coronavirus,' say police

www.independent.co.uk

Around 10,000 Muslim worshippers gathered in a prayer session in Bangladesh after the country reported its first death related to coronavirus to pray “healing verses” from the Quran to protect the country from the pandemic.

 

[JektheDumbass]

One of my Christian friends is nonstop posting "prayers make you immune to coronavirus" memes on her facebook. Which is good, now I know anyone who dies is a godless heathen who deserved it.