Lolcow Doug Jackson / SV Seeker - Boomer hubris personified, an incompetent lunatic's dreams slowly crumbling to dust because of his own poor decisions.

[1Tonka_Truck]

How are we supposed to laugh at Doug and his magic school boat now?

 

[myhairisonfire]

My guess is that he failed to disclose a sponsorship with QIDI for the 3D printer. Betsy will have to work overtime to put a positive spin on this.

I know what I'm going to be thankful for this Thanksgiving!

 

[TurboNAS]

Here’s hoping they give his channel back. I’m gonna remove the guard from my grinder in his honor.

 

[DarthMower]

If they nuked his channel, how will he be able to rewatch to know how he built his boat?

 

[myhairisonfire]

"You can't terminate my channel, I QUIT!"

 

[DarthMower]

He's going to start an onlyfans now, isn't he?

 

[TurboNAS]

Aww come on back to YouTube Doug. Give us another chance to archive things. What could he have done to get his whole channel zapped? For all our mockery it’s just a guy on a boat. I don’t understand their moderation decisions.

 

[spider_expert]

Holy shit I had no idea this guy had a thread here. Been following the general dedicated to him on /diy/ for ages tho.

Is there a video of Doug + planer somewhere? This whole thread was a pleasant read. Seeing some real similarities between this guy and Patrick Tomlinson with the added bonus of trades autism. I'm glad his grandson isn't hanging around on that piece of junk anymore, his dad (Dougs son) seemingly made the right call cutting Doug off.

 

[2lolis1cup]

Well doug put up another youtube channel and the reddit tier retards are already talking about flagging it.
https://www.youtube.com/@SV_Seeker] [ A

 

[TurboNAS]

Those unbelievable assholes. Let the man post his videos. They’re a testament to hubris and need to be preserved!

 

[DarthMower]

https://muse.ai/v/S3TV77E-No-YouTube-Live-Life-to-the-Fullest (archive)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/no-youtube-live-118859670 (archive)

Wherein:

• Doug claims the watermaker is fixed, but wants to tweak it more before he makes a video
• No research yet, but going to the Bahamas supposedly
• He allows fans in the forward cabin finally
• Betsy is a "girl" who is a "friend" but Carol is a "girlfriend"
  • Carol keeps a cardfile of boyfriends. Doug is Card Number 48
• Card Number 48 got himself thrown off Youtube because he sent The Cardkeeper a "private" "adult" video. "Laughs" were had, but the inevitable happened.

 

[James done did it]

Time to take wild guesses on the video. Mine is urethral sounding with a flat tipped screwdriver.

 

[waffle]

So the time bomb port hole is still holding up? Do the Bahamian authorities ever say a vessel that got there isn't safe enough to leave port? Id rather be on about anything than the Seeker, if the bilge pump failed id imagine the time that thing stays afloat is measured in hours.

 

[TurboNAS]

So the time bomb port hole is still holding up? Do the Bahamian authorities ever say a vessel that got there isn't safe enough to leave port? Id rather be on about anything than the Seeker, if the bilge pump failed id imagine the time that thing stays afloat is measured in hours.

Don’t worry, Doug can 3D print a new bilge pump in a few hours. Plus this pump will have a sweet octopus design hanging off the end. He’ll have to separate it from the platform with an angle grinder that’s missing its guard.

I’m sorry you’re such a baby holding onto your mother’s apron strings that you don’t sail into foreign ports in a leaky bucket that’s one big wave away from snapping in half. What a pussy.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I'm shocked that he's still afloat, I really didn't think the Junk would make it do the new year. Does anyone know if he's actually sailing or just moored in Mobile?

 

[myhairisonfire]

Doug needs people to sail his uninsured boat that smells like sewer gas, unremunerated of course.



But not you, Bill.




Sounds like even Doug's girlfriend's knees are busting u-joints.

 

[myhairisonfire]

My guess is that he failed to disclose a sponsorship with QIDI for the 3D printer. Betsy will have to work overtime to put a positive spin on this.

I know what I'm going to be thankful for this Thanksgiving!

Between Reddit hyperbole and Doug being a known liar its hard to tell what the truth is, so take this with a grain of salt. The ban was due to allegedly uploading a NSFW video to YouTube, set to private, for his girlfriend. The video was allegedly of him using a shopvac as a DIY penis pump. As he puts it, it was an "adult" video using a "tool found in every shop." YouTube automation manages to detect a penis in the video and bans his account. If this was the truth, why would you admit it? If you were lying, why would you tell this lie?

Bonus: He claims his new girlfriend keeps notecards of all the guys she has dated and Doug is card #48. She's got more mileage than the boat does.

https://muse.ai/v/S3TV77E-No-YouTube-Live-Life-to-the-Fullest
I dont know how to archive from muse.ai, would someone kindly do the needful and revert? Regards.

 

[myhairisonfire]

"I asked, she said yes."


Probably rage bait, but wouldn't be out of character for him to intertwine workshop tools and his romantic life. It's been how many years and he still can't get the plumbing to work?

 

[TowinKarz]

It just now hit me..... this is what you'd get if you asked the Groverhaus guy to make a boat.... no wonder I'm laughing my ass off.

 

[SCV]

How are we supposed to laugh at Doug and his magic school boat now?

I just binged this thread and feels like I am really missing out.