Dove trying to get Brendan Fraser canceled for fat shaming for winning an Oscar - and lobbying to make fat discrimination a crime in all 50 states in America

[DankSmoker]

And now I need to stop buying Dove bar soap. Goddamnit. After I just found a scent I liked.

Irish Spring > gay bird soap

 

[Ammyterasu]

Stonetoss marketing guy: "... soap?"
Anyway, thanks Dove for reminding me to shill more Marseille soap. Buy authentic Marseille soap.

 

[Cactus Concerto]

Dear Dove, fuck off.

 

[Table Country]

Kill fats. Behead fats. Roundhouse kick fats into the concrete. Slam dunk a fat baby into the trash can. Crucify filthy fats. Defecate into fats' food. Launch fats into the sun. Stir-fry fats in a wok. Toss fats into active volcanoes. Urinate into a fat's gas tank. Judo throw fats into a wood chipper. Twist fats' heads off. Report fats to the IRS. Karate chop fats in half. Curb stomp pregnant fats. Trap fats in quicksand. Crush fats in the XXL trash compactor. Liquefy fats in a vat of acid. Eat fats. Dissect fats. Exterminate fats in the gas chamber. Stomp fat skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate fats in the oven. Lobotomize fats. Mandatory abortions for fats. Grind fat fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fats in fried chicken grease. Vaporize fats with a ray gun. Kick old fats down the stairs. Feed fats to alligators. Slice fats with a katana.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Fuck you. You leave Brendan alone.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Didn't expect Dove of all companies to get on the HAES (Except for White Cis Males) train, good Lord.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Didn't expect Dove of all companies to get on the HAES (Except for White Cis Males) train, good Lord.

They've been on beauty standards for a few years. HAES and ugly = beautiful is just Dove knowing and marketing to their customer base.

 

[Two Dollars]

BREAKING NEWS: Chocolate company tries to get people to eat more chocolate.

 

[Dysnomia]

They're just mad that George Of The Jungle era Brendan Fraser will never give them hot jungle love. No one but a fat fetishist wants 500 lbs of lard.

Being deathfat is not healthy. Dove used to cater to pretty women. All the commercials had pretty, thin women. Then came "muh diversity" and they started showing fatties in the ads. But I guess it makes sense because fat people have more body area so they need more soap. Dove therefore makes more money pandering to fatties.

 

[DankSmoker]

BREAKING NEWS: Chocolate company tries to get people to eat more chocolate.

Everyone knows that fat people simply wash themselves with a rag on a stick.

 

[TFT-A9]

That picture of Virgie is fucking hilarious.

I can HEAR the demand to see a manager coming through my screen. Joylessfatcunt.jpg.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Here Brendan use this all fatties fear this

 

[Xarpho's Return]

They're just mad that George Of The Jungle era Brendan Fraser will never give them hot jungle love. No one but a fat fetishist wants 500 lbs of lard.

Being deathfat is not healthy. Dove used to cater to pretty women. All the commercials had pretty, thin women. Then came "muh diversity" and they started showing fatties in the ads. But I guess it makes sense because fat people have more body area so they need more soap. Dove therefore makes more money pandering to fatties.

It was a slow decline. Years ago (we're talking pre-2010 here), they had a campaign about beauty not being external (or something along those lines) and that was alright even if it felt a bit exploitative. I mean, we can't all be beautiful and some people are just born ugly.

Of course, everything got out of hand during the rise of Clown World and went full HAES to the point where they're crying over an actor wearing a fat suit.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Dove, remember what happened to Gillette for promoting fat? You get what you fuckin' desserve as the Joker might said.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dove, remember what happened to Gillette for promoting fat? You get what you fuckin' desserve as the Joker might said.

I was just about to make the same comparison.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Everyone knows that fat people simply wash themselves with a rag on a stick

Another classic Simpsons joke Disney will probably censor one day.

 

[Puff]

Kill fats. Behead fats. Roundhouse kick fats into the concrete. Slam dunk a fat baby into the trash can. Crucify filthy fats. Defecate into fats' food. Launch fats into the sun. Stir-fry fats in a wok. Toss fats into active volcanoes. Urinate into a fat's gas tank. Judo throw fats into a wood chipper. Twist fats' heads off. Report fats to the IRS. Karate chop fats in half. Curb stomp pregnant fats. Trap fats in quicksand. Crush fats in the XXL trash compactor. Liquefy fats in a vat of acid. Eat fats. Dissect fats. Exterminate fats in the gas chamber. Stomp fat skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate fats in the oven. Lobotomize fats. Mandatory abortions for fats. Grind fat fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fats in fried chicken grease. Vaporize fats with a ray gun. Kick old fats down the stairs. Feed fats to alligators. Slice fats with a katana.

ML

 

[LGHDR+]

Being deathfat is not healthy. Dove used to cater to pretty women. All the commercials had pretty, thin women. Then came "muh diversity" and they started showing fatties in the ads. But I guess it makes sense because fat people have more body area so they need more soap. Dove therefore makes more money pandering to fatties.

Have you ever been close enough to smell one of those tubbos? I assure you they're not using Dove products, or probably any product.

 

[Cnut]

Now that you mention it. As a Ugandan, I can't help but notice Father's Day commercials overwhelmingly about black fathers in the United States. Even though father's day is discouraged in America and is probably going to be replaced by a new woke holiday.

Last year Father's Day was on "Juneteenth." Guess which occasion got more mentions.

BREAKING NEWS: Chocolate company tries to get people to eat more chocolate.

Is it Dove soap or Dove chocolate? I mean sure they both love fatties but one definitely beats the other in that demo.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

I've seen a lot of FAs complain about this, and it's silly. There aren't a ton of morbidly obese actors. It makes sense, because once you get at death fat size, you're pretty much disabled and your life revolves around food. You don't get to that size accidentally, it's a literal lifestyle. There wouldn't be enough time to act in between all of the eating and shitting death fats do. They also wouldn't be able to handle the long hours and re-shoots. It would quite literally be a liability to hire someone who is THAT fat and unhealthy.

Besides, I haven't seen the movie, but doesn't it involve the main character getting fatter and fatter? How do FAs expect movies to work when it involves a character going from normal to fat, or fat to skinny?

From what I've read, the guy leaves his family to be with his gay lover, who dies. He starts eating himself to death, and is trying to make things right with his daughter because he's dying from heart failure within weeks unless he gets treatment which he refuses to do.