💊 Manosphere Dove - The Little SlutHate shitlord who could

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Frank Rizzo said:
I'm sure once Dove finishes plowing through his box of Twinkees, he'll wheeze back to his computer and smash out a rebuttal.
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Smash out seems to imply he's capable of writing any of his long drawn out responses to anything.

It's more like he'll see something, get butthurt, find something at best tangentially related and link some copypasta related to it, before declaring himself the winner.
 
I think Bubbles just needs a comfort object to hug when he's feeling like shitposting. I have a stuffed lamb from when I was a kid I could give him. I... don't think I'd want it back, though. Who knows what the hell it would be coated in.
 
flossman said:
I think Bubbles just needs a comfort object to hug when he's feeling like shitposting. I have a stuffed lamb from when I was a kid I could give him. I... don't think I'd want it back, though. Who knows what the hell it would be coated in.
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Knowing Bubbles, probably some form of sticky candy.

.....or butter.
 
@Dove - so is Unlimited Sperg Works your passcode or something? Does saying it activate some sort of autism routine in your model of Fuckbot? Or are you just some kind of autosperg routine that randomly picks up on phrases in other people's posts and copypastes something vaguely relevant?
 
Nara said:
@Dove - so is Unlimited Sperg Works your passcode or something? Does saying it activate some sort of autism routine in your model of Fuckbot? Or are you just some kind of autosperg routine that randomly picks up on phrases in other people's posts and copypastes something vaguely relevant?
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@Dove is actually an entity made out of shitposts. Whenever he gets triggered by an anime meme, a keyboard painfully emerges from some part of his body, forcing him to use it to shitpost on the Farms. The more he gets triggered, the more shitposts he makes from the abundant keyboards he has stored inside his form.

His whole life was Unlimited Sperg Works.
 
Dove said:
Must protect muh threads!!!

@Humanoid Email Address lil bitch chin chin is coming 4 u

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That said,lol faggots,this thread is going to die
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Tell us more about your KatsuKitty fetish, Dovey.
 
Humanoid Email Address said:
@Dove is actually an entity made out of shitposts. Whenever he gets triggered by an anime meme, a keyboard painfully emerges from some part of his body, forcing him to use it to shitpost on the Farms. The more he gets triggered, the more shitposts he makes from the abundant keyboards he has stored inside his form.

His whole life was Unlimited Sperg Works.
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His mantra he sleeps to-

“I am the Master of the internets and sick troles.
Shitposting is my life and autism is my soul.
I have created over a thousand shitposts,
Unknown to my own land,
Yet known to a band of virgins I talk to every night.
I have withstood common sense to heighten my maxilla.
Yet my dick will never see china.
So, as I masturbate-
Unlimited sperg Works”
 
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