💊 Manosphere Dove - The Little SlutHate shitlord who could

[Sanae Kochiya]

@Dove How many slut haters does it take to change a light bulb?

Five.

One of them to hack the light bulb with his leet hacker skills while jacking off to jailbait.

One of them to complain that women are all whores and brag about how he raped one in another country and got away with it.

One of them to complain that the light bulb is discriminating against them for Lookism and that all the Alphas are to blame.

One of them to splash acid over the light bulb and laugh at it for no longer being pretty and privileged.

One of them to claim that his trust fund and his degree in accounting makes him qualified to screw the light bulb.



... Come to think of it, this doesn't exactly lead to anyone actually screwing the light bulb. I don't think any of them are capable of it. It would require effort.

 

[Dove]

Im laughing so hard at the kiwifarms thread on EDF and the article itself. Fucking LOL buddy boyardee's. Everything said is spot on,nice to see everyone notices the same things

Also @geekboy400 Kill yourself fat piece of shit,don't even quote me anymore,im laughing so hard at your face that i almost choke

JUST LOL AT YOU ALL BUDDY BOYARDEE's

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Im laughing so hard at the kiwifarms thread on EDF and the article itself. Fucking LOL buddy boyardee's. Everything said is spot on,nice to see everyone notices the same things

Also @geekboy400 Kill yourself fat piece of shit,don't even quote me anymore,im laughing so hard at your face that i almost choke

JUST LOL AT YOU ALL BUDDY BOYARDEE's

But totally not mad, right bro?

 

[A Ghost]

Also @geekboy400 Kill yourself fat piece of shit,don't even quote me anymore,im laughing so hard at your face that i almost choke

you sure you weren't chocking because of how sexy i am? and good job being late to the ed page party

 

[ON 190]

Im laughing so hard at the kiwifarms thread on EDF and the article itself. Fucking LOL buddy boyardee's. Everything said is spot on,nice to see everyone notices the same things

Also @geekboy400 Kill yourself fat piece of shit,don't even quote me anymore,im laughing so hard at your face that i almost choke

JUST LOL AT YOU ALL BUDDY BOYARDEE's

Have you ever considered buying a miniature zen garden and working on that when you feel the urge to post?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Im laughing so hard at the kiwifarms thread on EDF and the article itself. Fucking LOL buddy boyardee's. Everything said is spot on,nice to see everyone notices the same things

Also @geekboy400 Kill yourself fat piece of shit,don't even quote me anymore,im laughing so hard at your face that i almost choke

JUST LOL AT YOU ALL BUDDY BOYARDEE's

Aw shit you're still around. Welcome back

 

[HickoryDickory]

Have you ever considered buying a miniature zen garden and working on that when you feel the urge to post?

A bonzai would die just from the smell of Axe and overused wank rags lingering in the room. Why would you submit one to such a fate?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Have you ever considered buying a miniature zen garden and working on that when you feel the urge to post?

Excellent point. Dude comes off as overly aggressive. Kid needs to chill out. Enjoy life every now and then.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Have you ever considered buying a miniature zen garden and working on that when you feel the urge to post?

I worry he'd salt the earth.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I wonder if @Dove is aware of the thread we have on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums that basically turned into a "ED guys and Farm guys chill and shitpost" topic.

You know, like what could've happened with SlutHate if you guys actually responded coherently instead of being fucking autistic.

 

[A Ghost]

You know, like what could've happened with SlutHate if you guys actually responded coherently instead of being fucking autistic.

impossible sluthate is too full of autism to cool about being made fun

 

[ON 190]

A bonzai would die just from the smell of Axe and overused wank rags lingering in the room. Why would you submit one to such a fate?

Good point. I'd get him one without a bonsai.

@Dove, I have one that keeps me calm during the day. Granted, when you fuckers post the sand tends to say "FUCK FUCK FUCK" instead of flowing patterns...

 

[Trombonista]

Im laughing so hard at the kiwifarms thread on EDF and the article itself. Fucking LOL buddy boyardee's. Everything said is spot on,nice to see everyone notices the same things

Also @geekboy400 Kill yourself fat piece of shit,don't even quote me anymore,im laughing so hard at your face that i almost choke

JUST LOL AT YOU ALL BUDDY BOYARDEE's

Anybody who posts "LOL" and "kill yourself" in the same post isn't laughing.

Also, @Dove has a Scientology fetish.

 

[supdup]

Im laughing so hard at the kiwifarms thread on EDF and the article itself. Fucking LOL buddy boyardee's. Everything said is spot on,nice to see everyone notices the same things

You take the internet way too seriously. A forum of trolls trolling another forum of trolls. Big whoop.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Dear @Dove.

You have a topic here.

Please shit it up instead.

With regards,
Management

 

[Dove]

@Sanae Kochiya no fucks given,who the fuck are you? management?

Also this:

"THE POPULAR CROWD"

I wish i had access again to the offtopic section again. I would discover a lot of interesting things

 

[ON 190]

I'm really starting to think Dovey-kins and Hoodrat are the same person.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@Sanae Kochiya no fucks given,who the fuck are you? management?

Also this:

"THE POPULAR CROWD"

I wish i had access again to the offtopic section again. I would discover a lot of interesting things

I think @Dove is under the impression that popular is the incorrect spelling.

Even your spellcheck is autistic.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I'm really starting to think Dovey-kins and Hoodrat are the same person.

Both are massively autistic
Both throw temper tantrums and rage quit when no one takes their troll bait
Both are creepily obsessed with men

....You may be onto something.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Perhaps I should use a reference that involves more 360 headshot noscopes. That might cater to your maturity level.