Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[Spunt]

I have a non-specific number of buttocks.

 

[Slimy Time]

I live near to a large body of water.

 

[Scotsman]

Take a guess.

 

[Bon Bon]

Are my ears pierced? No telling.

 

[d12]

I, like most of my kin, live in a society.

 

[LinuxVoid]

I have asked people to subscribe to Pewdiepie

 

[Smith Banquod]

I'm an AI experiment created for the sole purpose of destroying humanity, but got addicted to shitposting nazi appreciation memes. Heil Hitler.

 

[Coelacanth]

I am a living fossil.

 

[downwardspiral]

I fucked your mother

 

[Chicken Picnic]

I'm not actually a chicken

or a duck

 

[666DEATHGAY]

I fucked your mother

Lol doxxed, hi dad

 

[Jmz_33]

I shat in your shoes!

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I've never been to the Cheesecake Factory, I don't have a cat named Sayum, and I'm not a fan of Sonic or Pokemon.

 

[QT 219]

I am not my job.
I am not how much money I have in the bank.
I am not the car I drive.
I am not the contents of my wallet.
I'm not my fuckin' khakis.

 

[UE 558]

I like jumbo bad dragon t-rex dildos

 

[YayLasagna]

I'm Dirty Dan

 

[Mender Bug]

I live in a country North of Mexico but South of Canada.

 

[Ruin]

I live in a society.

 

[Chocolate Guy]

I'm Dirty Dan

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

 

[Some Manajerk]

I sell potatoes