Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[MAPK phosphatase]

I exist

My condolences.

 

[King Tiger The Heavy]

I'm not actually from Germany, and am in fact a mutt.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I am inconsiderate of other people's well-being.

 

[Burn Book]

I'm eating a sandwich right now.

 

[Unog]

I dislike the smell of mothballs.

 

[latter day taint]

I pooped today

 

[Samoyed]

Name: Marco Polo
Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Age: 69
Occupation: Merchant

resources used: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1600-Pennsylvania-Ave-NW-Washington-DC-20006/84074482_zpid/

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

There are 2 trees in my front yard.

 

[Milk Mage]

I live in a society

 

[VIVIIXI]

I have fingernails.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

i take my religious duties very seriously

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I'm a phone posting faggot

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

me irl, dont leak

 

[Ilackcreativity]

I live in the northern hemisphere.

 

[wrangled tard]

I was born this one time.

 

[Basil II]

this is literally me

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

I live in the same county CWC went to high school at. Gimme my fucking money!

 

[c-no]

I'm from the land of Freedom and cheeseburgers.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Spoiler: My Selfie do not leak please.