Dox yourself in the vaguest way possible

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Nope, not that Niall you're thinking of.

 

[Solo Wing Pixy]

There's a low water table here...

 

[Rungle]

im not actually cat.
i only use that for my profile picture.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

I may or may not live on the same continent as you.

 

[Immortal Technique]

At night, when the moon is out, I cannot see the far-side of it.

 

[Deltron67]

I eat eggs.

 

[Fancy Rat]

I have, at least once in my life, purchased paper towels.

 

[TheNiggerWord]

I fucked your mom.

 

[Extant Theropod]

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill, and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

 

[Rabidcolombian]

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill, and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

Remember to subscribe to Pewdiepie, lads.

 

[Great Dane]

I have two hands.

 

[soy_king]

Believe it or not, I am not Maddox. Or Mundane Matt.

 

[EsteemedAutismologist]

I put holes in people on purpose. Mostly against their will.

 

[ScrapBuyer]

amputee

 

[Roast Chicken]

I live at the bottom of a hill.

I put holes in people on purpose. Mostly against their will.

Found the Transylavian.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I'm not in the obituaries yet.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

This was the sky outside my house a couple of days ago.

I rotated the image to protect my anonymity.

 

[Super Color Up]

I exist.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I may or may not be Varg Vikernes

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’ve gone here.