Dox yourself - like the dox your cats thread but with you

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I live in a place with plants and birds and rocks and things.

Does it feel good to be out of the rain?

 

[Mimic]

P-please don't make fun of my tiny knockers.

 

[Xenomorph]

LV-426, just come to Hadleys Hope.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Does it feel good to be out of the rain?

It absolutely does, fam.

 

[tehpope]

I live in a van down by the river. Steal wifi from the elderly couple down the road.

 

[RG 448]

 

[Cthulu]

 

[DatBepisTho]

I found my cryptergarten yearbook photo.

 

[Black Waltz]

here's my house

 

[Cthulu]

here's my house
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@Thomas Jay Wasserberg?

 

[The Queen of Trash]

A pic of me from when I served our country

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

I do stand up gigs at the bar in Ruckersville, Va.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm Muhammad, happy to meet you all.

 

[broilerrx]

Spoiler: I'm a fat bastard, I know

 

[tehpope]

here's my house
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Is your name Mantis Toboggan?

 

[Quijibo69]

I'm a trendy tote bag.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Behold the face of the one true Laz and contain your many fluid orgasms.

 

[El Garbage]

I'm from the southern US. And I'm convinced that the only city in America with feminine/non-aggressive women remaining is New Orleans, Louisiana. That's probably because New Orleans is barely an American city, and feels more like the Caribbean or third world.

I don't want to live in Brazil for business/cost of living reasons. Poland has fucking hot women, but the weather sucks and there's a significant language learning curve. Vietnam has insane pollution. I'm not trying to be picky here, I guess there just isn't a perfect city for the red lifestyle and I'll have to make some sacrifices.

 

[Antipathy]

I can't tell you my location, but you can contact me at 1800-328-7448. Or 1-800-Eat-Shit.

 

[admiral]

I'm actually a sentient, strawberry scented gas cloud.