Dox yourself - like the dox your cats thread but with you

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That's me irl.
 
An abyssal plain is an underwater plain on the deep ocean floor, usually found at depths between 3,000 metres (9,800 ft) and 6,000 metres (20,000 ft). Lying generally between the foot of a continental rise and a mid-ocean ridge, abyssal plains cover more than 50% of the Earth's surface.

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My name is Erik Fairchilde. I'm 23 years old and work as a fashion model out of Milan. My favorite color is mauve and I am engaged to a beautiful Sweedish porn star named Tankaray Honeychile.

I drive a 2019 cherry Porsche, own 3 deluxe McMansions filled with the finest things gold can buy. My IQ is over 9000. I'm a licensed superhero. You can reach me at 508-996-3939. Here's my latest photo to put a great face to a great man.

I'm totally super cereal. Why would anyone lie on the internet.
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There is an idea of a Rigor Meowtis, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my kawaii gaze and you can lick my hand and taste my flesh and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably not comparable: I simply am not there. (=^ェ^=)
 
Unlike what my profile says I am not actually a woman, though I may or may not be genderfluid.

I'm also a furry.

I live on planet Fluffywhores and every friday is BYOD (Bring Your Own Dildo) day.
 
I am actually a 39-year-old black transrace diaperfur vore fetishist from Noord-Holland. Power word: Teun Andries van der Leeuw II. I also like hairy fat men with donkey hooves for feet and long, flappy cow nipples and frequently include them in my deviantart posts.
 
I'm a guy who lives in a house, eats food, sleeps in a bed, has a job, posts on Kiwi Farms, has a pet and a few hobbies I enjoy in my free time.

Sorry for the massive powerlevel.
 
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