Have you never had banana or pineapple fritters from a Chinese takeaway? Deep-fried battered fruit covered in syrup is lovely, although it's too sweet and sickly to eat more than two pieces.
They're good on their own. I just wish they'd stop dumping them in the main course too.
HEY FUCKING CHINKS!! IT'S BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT COOKING PINEAPPLES WITH MEAT DOESN'T DO JACK SHIT!! STOP PUTTING PINEAPPLES IN MY SWEET AND SOUR PORK!!!
It's like a schoolgir's fascination for unicorns. Except this time, the "horn" is right between the legs
Though on a slightly more serious note, my theory is that these girls hate sex because touching real men gives them ass cancer, so they have to create mythical creatures (BL Ikemens) to satisfy their needs. Some girls' disgust for sex is stronger than others, which is why we get shit like yaoi which reasonable gay people despise like the plague.
But what do I know. I'm a fucking shitposter, not a yaoi professor.
They're good on their own. I just wish they'd stop dumping them in the main course too.
HEY FUCKING CHINKS!! IT'S BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT COOKING PINEAPPLES WITH MEAT DOESN'T DO JACK SHIT!! STOP PUTTING PINEAPPLES IN MY SWEET AND SOUR PORK!!!
It's like a schoolgir's fascination for unicorns. Except this time, the "horn" is right between the legs
Though on a slightly more serious note, my theory is that these girls hate sex because touching real men gives them ass cancer, so they have to create mythical creatures (BL Ikemens) to satisfy their needs. Some girls' disgust for sex is stronger than others, which is why we get shit like yaoi which reasonable gay people despise like the plague.
But what do I know. I'm a fucking shitposter, not a yaoi professor.
i'm a yaoi professor, the scientific consensus is that fujoshis are obsessed with dicks because dicks are awesome and they don't have any of their own, plz donate to my patreon
Is there some reason we're supposed to give a shit who or what this fat Newman looking nobody is or care in the slightest what he thinks is a "good look?" Free clue you knob we don't care. At all.
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