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Wait... Bill was a lesbian?Bravo Chibnall. You actually made me miss Bill “did I mention I was a lesbian?” Potts. Bra-fucking-vo.
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Wait... Bill was a lesbian?Bravo Chibnall. You actually made me miss Bill “did I mention I was a lesbian?” Potts. Bra-fucking-vo.
And herein lies my single biggest bone of contention, not just with doctor who, but with pretty much all #woke western media for the past decade. It is really fucking easy to write a progressive story, have a progressive cast of characters, and show progressive themes throughout a work....all without ever dipping into cringy forced #woke shit.I’ve been avoiding this thread because I wanted to try and watch this series in a vacuum and judge it for myself. But I’ve just watched that last episode and... Jesus.
Do you know why John Nathan Turner kicked The Other storyline into the long grass and it ended up being restricted to sources that were ambiguously canon? Because he rightly recognised that it would destroy the mystique of the Doctor, which is integral to the show. People have given JNT a lot of shit over the years, but he was right on the money with that one.
But you know what? The Other storyline has nothing on this. Even with the Other, they were still just nudging and winking, and going “Maybe this happened, maybe it didn’t, who knows?” It was an intriguing (and plausible) explanation for who the Doctor really was, while still leaving some room for debate as to whether it was true or not. And being the third mysterious founder of Time Lord society is a hell of a lot more impressive than the person they nicked the regeneration gene from.
The woke aspect of this is actually the least of its problems. I literally couldn’t have cared less about that. It’s just fucking dumb in general. The Hartnell line of doctors reached the end of their regenerative line with Matt Smith. But apparently the Timeless Child can regenerate ad infinitum. So did the Time Lords grant the Doctor a new set of regenerations unnecessarily? Does the Timeless Child get a new cycle of regenerations with every mindwipe? I don’t fucking know.
At least with stuff like “Love and Monsters” or “Orphan 55” they were just bad episodes. You could forget about them and move on. But this? Even if I go back and watch Classic Who now (which I was planning to do this evening), I’m going to have this hunk of shit rattling round my head the whole time. And Big Finish aren’t going to ignore this because they take their marching orders from the BBC. I can’t believe the Doctor isn’t even a fucking Time Lord anymore.
I wanted to give Chibnall the benefit of the doubt, I really did, but he’s spat in my face at every turn. The female doctor isn’t the problem here. That could’ve worked just fine. It’s the shitty writing that’s the problem, and it’s reached a new floor with this. As bad as Series 11 was, its worst crime was that it was boring. At least it kept its hands off the Doctor’s backstory. As others have said, even Moffat was never dumb enough to attempt this. I’d take muddled story arcs and irritating Mary Sue companions over this any day.
The one good thing I can say about this series is that as @Ponderous Pillock said, Sacha Dhawan is bloody brilliant as the Master. He’s better than Simm and Gomez put together in my eyes and I dearly wish I didn’t forever have to associate him with this nonsense. Jo Martin is also a really likeable Doctor, and again, I wish I didn’t have to associate her with this.
The only way they can possibly get around this is by saying that it was a vicious lie the Master made up to troll the Doctor, but as others have pointed out, they probably won’t do that for fear of being called racist. I know Doctor Who continuity makes absolutely no sense if you really look at it, but you shouldn’t fuck with the basics.
Bravo Chibnall. You actually made me miss Bill “did I mention I was a lesbian?” Potts. Bra-fucking-vo.
And herein lies my single biggest bone of contention, not just with doctor who, but with pretty much all #woke western media for the past decade. It is really fucking easy to write a progressive story, have a progressive cast of characters, and show progressive themes throughout a work....all without ever dipping into cringy forced #woke shit.
And Big Finish aren’t going to ignore this because they take their marching orders from the BBC. I can’t believe the Doctor isn’t even a fucking Time Lord anymore.
And herein lies my single biggest bone of contention, not just with doctor who, but with pretty much all #woke western media for the past decade. It is really fucking easy to write a progressive story, have a progressive cast of characters, and show progressive themes throughout a work....all without ever dipping into cringy forced #woke shit.
You think it would be easy to create a woke franchise and it would soon eclipse all the previous non-woke inferior franchises. For some reason, they always instead poz up existing franchises with decades long histories and existing fanbases. Out of kindness, I suppose.
I want to believe that they'd do this, but they've capitulated to every other demand from the BBC, including slapping the hideous new logo on all their CDs in place of the classic one. You don't even get reversible covers anymore where you can flip it so that it has the relevant Doctor's logo. Also, things like gender-bending regenerations are now commonplace in Big Finish stories rather than being something that happens once in a regeneration cycle.Big Finish's audience is wall to wall hard-core Who fans. I have bought a number of their productions myself. If Big Finish really want a shot in the arm for sales and publicity they should rebel. I mean actually publicly announce that they are rejecting the new lore and not including any reference to it in their productions. Effectively try to fork cannon. And you know what - this isn't as crazy an idea as it sounds.
Doctor Who : Madena's Big Finish (Written by Tyler Perry)I wouldn't be surprised if we saw a spin-off series about the Timeless Child Doctors.
I saw this coming when the cringe Rosa Parks episode aired. Why rehash the American civil rights movement when you can do something new, (and British), like the Windrush Generation scandal? Introspection is what writers are good at but Chinball isn't a writer, he's a hack.
If I had a T.A.R.D.I.S., I'd go back in time and bully the fucking nerd, to the point where he lacked the confidence to ever get into television in the first place.I'd like to remind you all this is someone who smugly shit talked pip and Jane baker on open air back in 86
Somewhere in hell John Nathan Turner is laughing his ass off![]()
Chris Chibnall on Open Air 1986
Two seasons in, has he delivered on his opinions of how the series should be made? Let me know what you think in the comments. Please like, share and subscri...youtu.be
I'd like to remind you all this is someone who smugly shit talked pip and Jane baker on open air back in 86
Somewhere in hell John Nathan Turner is laughing his ass off![]()
Chris Chibnall on Open Air 1986
Two seasons in, has he delivered on his opinions of how the series should be made? Let me know what you think in the comments. Please like, share and subscri...youtu.be
I'd like to remind you all this is someone who smugly shit talked pip and Jane baker on open air back in 86
If I had a T.A.R.D.I.S., I'd go back in time and bully the fucking nerd, to the point where he lacked the confidence to ever get into television in the first place.
I saw this coming when the cringe Rosa Parks episode aired. Why rehash the American civil rights movement when you can do something new, (and British), like the Windrush Generation scandal? Introspection is what writers are good at but Chinball isn't a writer, he's a hack.
Edited to add I just remembered Call the Midwife is better at portraying black folks in the UK as a matter of fact and that's a hokey tv show for old people and drunk wine aunties.
Him and his hatchet man Mark Gatiss have been running damage control for this since before the reveal.You know, I'm really curious about what Moffat is thinking right now.
Love the poster saying that because people in a fandom that has long been left-leaning can recognize shitty, pandering writing they must all be cryptofacists and "cryptosexists"Reactions from a thread on Gallifrey Base
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