Jail Stories!
July 16, 2021
DragonLordFrodo's Rules:
1. "No more talking about those women. It was a senseless act of stupidity that I did. I do not want to go back to jail."
2. "None of my kiddies better bother those women or they'll have to deal with me."
3. "I did what I did. I'm not proud of it. Please do not defend me."
"I'm a piece of shit for doing what I did."
His sentence was for harassment of two women that occurred over a 10 years and included sexually explicit messages and threats through Facebook, physical mail, phone calls, and showing up to their house.
He had two hearings. The first hearing was a virtual hearing, but the Pre-Sentencing Investigation (PSI) report was not ready at that time, so the hearing was postponed.
The next hearing was an in-person hearing, and PSI report was ready and recommended incarceration.
The judge agreed and sentenced him to 90 days, with a possibility of getting out after 60 with good behavior.
He did get out after 60 days.
While his behavior was far from good, the jail was overcrowded and this may have played a part in him being released early.
He was taken straight to jail after the in person hearing.
This upset him because he had "a lot of shit to do!"
He left his YouTube livestream on when he went to the hearing, with the camera focused on his turntable, which he left spinning with a Santa hat on it.
The turntable would still be spinning when he returned!
Once in jail, he called his landlord and told them to clean out his refrigerator and shut off his power.
When he arrived at jail he learned he had another charge: criminal contempt for things he said about the judge in a YouTube video after his first hearing.
He went to court for this after being released, but the court is having a hard time finding the video he posted that resulted in the criminal contempt charge.
This hearing has been rescheduled to September to give the court time to find the video.
He has obviously deleted the video so if they didn't download a copy they're out of luck.
He was initially sent to K block.
He didn't like how people talked "all ghetto" in K block, saying things such as: "I'm finna get outta here!" and "These chips are fire!"
"I must have heard "finna" two hundred times!"
K block inmates thought he was a pedophile.
He showed them his paper that listed his charges to clear things up.
After an hour in K block, he had an appointment with the jail doctor, which is mandatory for all new inmates.
He didn't want the doctor to know he has diabetes because he's allergic to the medication.
They test everyone's blood sugar and his was 360 which is not good.
The doctor talked to him about being diabetic, and DLF refused to engage in conversation about his diabetes.
"I don't wanna talk about it. It's just not something we bring up."
Covid test came back negative; "It doesn't fucking exist, it's a scam, a hoax!"
Declined to get the vaccine; "Test that shit out on the sheep!"
Was only in K block for an hour before he went to the Special Housing Unit (SHU) due to being difficult about taking his medication which escalated to making threats to harm himself (see below).
A nurse tried to give him medication and he said he's allergic to it.
The nurse then sent him to the SHU because that's where sick people go.
They kept trying to get him to take the medication; he refused and became agitated.
In the SHU for four days; met with mental health professionals often, talked about depression and his recently deceased friend Eugene.
They tried to get him to take a different kind of medication. He wasn't having any of it.
This, combined with uncomfortable sleeping conditions, caused him to say he's going to hurt himself, punch walls, and remark that a hook on the wall looks like it could hold a lot of weight.
This lead to him having some conversations with mental health professionals.
In talking with mental health professionals, he expressed that he would feel better if he could get out of K block.
They recommended he go to J block.
He didn't want to go to J block because he heard that's where the "Crazy People" go.
J block is protective custody for pedos and snitches.
The only thing worse than being a pedo is being a snitch.
He ended up going to J block.
J block was all white guys except one Spanish guy who claimed to be related to Spanish royalty. "Then why don't you get the Queen of England to bail you out?"
Everyone calls being in jail for child porn "cheese pizza" and being in jail for sexually assaulting children "cheese."
When new people arrive in J block, they make bets whether they're in for "cheese" or "cheese pizza."
He got along well with the pedos, including a man who sexually assaulted his twin nieces who were eight years old.
(He talks more about the pedos and their crimes, which I won't recount as it's just vile.)
He advertised his YouTube channel to them, and warns his audiences that soon "we may have some new kiddies who are into kiddies!"
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