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Long continuation dream last night, about the demolition of an infested old house. I did what I could to help with the construction of a cute small house in its place. It was to be rectangular and nicely insulated. Extra yard space was to be used for a decorative meditation pond and fountain.
 
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I had a dream a few nights ago that several chain pizza resturants were trying to establish franchises on an alien planet but the aliens kept destroying the freighters and killing all of the crew. So these pizza companies went to war with the aliens and hired a bunch of mercenaries to fight for them. I was a driver for a merc tank crew hired by Dominos. I was only working so I could send my pay to my family. For some reason my entire extended family was living in my Grandma's house.

I don't remember any of the other crew members except the commander. He was a white guy in his 40s with a mustache who was convinced that the Angry Video Game Nerd videos were the 21st century's best work of art and he was constantly showing us those videos. He would also spend his down time playing centuries old NES games and trying to imitate the AVGN while playing them. We tolerated it because he was doing an excellent job of keeping us alive in combat and he kept switching our employer for other companies every couple weeks for a massive raise in pay from Dominos to Papa Johns to some pizza company called Omio (think this one was fictional).

All these pizza corps were trying to conquer the most territory so they could have the most franchises on this planet and were destroying the alien's traditional resturants and stores so the aliens could only eat there. Our rations were all pizza delivered to the front line and we were constantly complaining about it. Smuggled food was a big trade item among the other mercs.

The pizza companies were winning until the aliens launched a desparate attack on the main base for these companies and destroyed some irreplaceable technology there. The pizza companies than decided it was cheaper to leave and pulled out their staff while leaving us and the rest of the mercs to be killed by vengeful aliens. I remember that my crew decided that we were going to fight our way onto the last transport and I than woke up.

Definately the most interesting dream I've had in a while
 
I used to be into the whole Jungian dream interpretation thing but decided that's probably bullshit.
I once had a dream that I loved in a cabin in an old forest. I stepped out back, thinking I'll go feed my pet. As casually as one'd feed a dog, I walk up to this small pond and my pet platypus was happily swimming laps. I filled a dog bowl beside the pond, reached into the pond to give him pats, trying to be mindful of it's venom.
Fuck Jung. Dreams are just wish fulfilment, expressions of waking concerns and random nonsense. There's no big brained interpretation needed
 
Today I dreamed that for some reason there was a world war in which i participated against the Russians and Chinese, in mid-dream some "nuclear war" thing happened and then i woke up
 
The other day I had a dream that I attempted to murder Hassan Piker

I have no interest in him in one way or the other, I'm not a fan nor a hater, I barely know of his existence thanks to the whole Sam Hyde thing.

And yet, I dreamed this. I don't remember many details, but I know I stabbed him and left him for dead. Then I ran to cover my tracks by getting lost in the crowd. After a while, I found he survived and, for whatever reason, I wasn't wanted by the cops or anything, I was off the hook for the attempted murder.

I've no idea what the fuck happened in my head to make me dream that.
 
So last week I dreamed about the Tate brothers coming up to me in my company's storage facility to beat me up. I won by using 2 steel pipes. When Andrew was dragged away bleeding, I told him that I still respect him.

I'm far away from being a fan of him though I do agree with some of the stuff he says. Still, this shouldn't be enough to meet him in my dreams. Never dreamed of Null but I listen to "mad at the Internet" every week.
 
A few months ago I had a really intense dream that played out as sort of a Cloverfield-meets-a-Roland-Emmerich movie where I was in a hotel partying during a disaster that I first took to be a foreign bombing and invasion but turned out to be a full-blown alien apocalypse. Collapsing hotel, evac bus, military supply checkpoint, wacky-color clouds, Halo-style alien vehicles with mounted guns roaming the countryside. Ended up taking cover in a strip mall as they unleashed ethereal dogs with flaming eyes who could find us anywhere and could pass through the locked shop door I was trying to hold shut and when it touched my hand it felt so fucking weird.

Last night I dreamt I was coming home onto my street and it was blocked off and I'm all "wtf" and I see a sign saying STAY AWAY UNTIL BEAR IS CAPTURED. So of course I turn around and the fucking bear is there. For a moment I think I can back away and of course it is curious and hungry and reaches out its snout and locks onto my right arm with an ironclad bite and yank that pulls me off my feet with irresistible force. Through my mind goes "motherfucker, am I really gonna die mauled to death by a fucking animal? This is like the worst way to go and I feel fucking stupid for finding myself in this situation." I was incredibly grateful to wake up right then.
 
I had a weird dream this morning. A female coworker was laughing and telling me I needed to see something funny. She pulled out her phone, which had a picture of somebody's protest document she found on the internet. The top said "MASTURBATION!". The rest was a chart, each section saying various things about the author wanting Instagram to stop listing pictures in random order and just list them in uploaded order.
 
Dreamt that a bunch of friends (most friends I don't see anymore, some deceased) were at my place having a sleepover, and we watching an instructional video made by Christopher Lee dressed as Saruman about how to properly fight with swords, except he was very wrong about everything. Then everything became discordant and some people disappeared. Weird.
 
Today I dreamed that Chris Chan had committed suicide. I went through a tor through his house were a boy who now lived in a house that he and Barb had previously owned was playing video games in his old room and there were pictures of both children and naked women in his room although the pictures of the children were not sexual in anyway(I guess Chris wanted to procreate very badly despite having tried to become a woman).

Barb was as senile in the dream as she has been in real life because she uttered the words ''I think he might have hurt me.'' and then she opened a little box filled with Chrise's old toys which he had filled with water. The dream ended with me and the other two guests looking at a Lego church that Chris Chan had built. He had put a Jawa in there and while I did not do it at the time I was dreaming perhaps in my sub-sub-subconsciousnes I made up that he wanted there to be a monk in the church or perhaps the Jawa was supposed to be the Grim Reaper. Anyway the people who were with me all wrote their names in a mini church guest book placed in the Lego set and when I started to think what the dates were I woke up from the dream.
 
My dreams are the most lolziest Pooh's Adventures tier shit. Constant crossovers between Kingdom Hearts/Naruto/The Legend of Zelda/RWBY/Final Fantasy/etc.
 
I had a terrible nightmare one time that went like this:
I was making a cup of tea and I had just pulled out the teabag. I picked up a spoon and scooped some sugar out of the bag. I dumped the spoon into my tea and gave it a quick stir, and that's when it happened... I put the spoon back into the sugar.
 
Just had a nap and I was dreaming that I had a room mate (it was an IRL friend) and he was coach of a boys soccer team and they were cooking chocolate to make little chocolate easter bunnies.
While they were doing this I was in a matrix fighting a huge CLAP TRAP (IRL I'm playing Borderlands again atm) on role skates bc that was somehow my job. When I came back from the matrix my whole flat was a complete mess. Everytime I went in my room and left it again the floor changed. It looked always the same but somehow there where always a new doors to new room somewhere but it also was always gone again once I entered my room again. Also the soccer team got constantly bigger and there where more and more boys running around playing soccer and munching chocolate easter bunnies.
Suddenly I realized in my dream that the room changing thing doesn't make sense and I woke up.
 
I had a pretty messed up dream yesterday. In it, my very first dog was somehow alive and in my kitchen. His hair was just as I remember it and his manner was all the same. He was a crotchety dog and we joked he was more like a cat than anything. In fact, he only ever seemed to really care for and bond with my grandmother. I still loved and missed him regardless.
Then I killed him. I took him on the couch and strangled him. I then partied to myself in my room and slept and I feel like I had a dream within the dream even there. When I awoke inside the dream, my grandmother awoke me to let me know the dog was dead. At first, I lied some weak lie but it was clear it wasn't true and as the horror slowly reared its head on her face, I lifted my hands and was about to smile and tell her, these killed her.
Then I truly awoke and felt something evil and felt more relief than ever that I woke up. It was enough that I prayed for an hour for the lord to save my soul before I went about my day.
 
I dreamed that Null decided to delete the Games subforum; he moved it to the bottom of the front page and indicated he would soon be removing it forever. There was also a feedback thread with hundreds of angry replies. I posted something along the lines of "how did you expect this to turn out" and that's it.

I've dreamed plenty of other fucked up stuff but I'm amused that the farms have penetrated my subconscious.
 
This morning in my dream, I found out that I wasn't really born in my home city like I thought. I was actually born in Japan and had 20% Japanese genes.

Last night I dreamed that I was at work cleaning the building, and helping other coworkers with their work. In one area, two of my female workers took off their clothes and were trying on random clothes on a rack. I was shocked and turned on because they were naked. I wanted to fuck them, so I told them I wanted to help them try on the clothes. I got naked and my penis size got much bigger, causing me to be well hung. I started fucking them, but then they had to leave for some reason.
 
I had a dream where I went to the Moon and on the Moon I discovered that the surface was an unending petrified jungle of white Moon rock.

I think this would be a cool idea for the Moon in any fantasy setting.
 
I had a dream that nobody knew what Joel from Vinesauce looked like. I somehow met up with him in public and realized he was a small framed black guy. He drove a big pick up truck and somehow blew the engine. There was a loud bang and smoke floated out of the truck. I was nervous for him, but he wasn't fazed. We went to my family reunion. I introduced him to my family members. He was social and well liked. He left, and I sat there feeling awkward.
 
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