Dreams about nonexistent lolcows

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AnimeIsraelOfficial

AnimeIsraelOfficial

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Have any of you had dreams about lolcows who don't exist?

I had a dream last year in which there was a horrorcow named Larry Elders (no relation) who was a tranny zoophile and felon. In that dream, I discovered he was executed and his corpse was hung up with a noose for display inside a zoophile store. I then watched a music video by a band called Lost which featured a shot of his hung corpse. I also found out he was a criminal by the age of 12, with his motive apparently being Death Note for some reason.
 
Not a lolcow but I had a dream where there was a meme image called "left-wing mario.jpg" that was the most horrific thing anyone had ever seen and anyone who saw it was traumatized. I didn't look at it in the dream but I recall it being described as the character in a box in the street, kinda like the homeless squidward image.

I tend to not realize the dream wasn't real immediately after waking up i was pondering about left wing mario.jpg while breakfasting before realizing "wait a minute what"
 
Had a dream of hearing about someone named "Alec Humphry" and that he was literally a copypaste version of Chris Chan in 2009, and instead of a medallion he had a cape with a crudely drawn sonic mixed with kyle from south park on it having an attraction sign that but if it was written by nick bate.
And if I could remember he had a horrible British accent which sounded like shmorky if he had a British accent.

I am now wondering if such a man exists?
 
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