Dreams

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Chef wants me to get something from the other end of the line real quick. I never make it. Suddenly the 50ft line becomes an amalgamation of every kitchen I've ever worked in, and along my journey, Sous keep asking me to prep something or take something somewhere else. Luckily, at some point this dream always becomes lucid, so I fuck off to the endless arcade, instead.
 
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I fell asleep reading the WoggleBug thread and dreamed that I was playing the WoggleBug in an improvisational Christmas themed play. Somehow I looked exactly like the WoggleBug, though I was also around the size of an actual coackroach rather than being a human-sized bug. In the play I kidnapped three women to be my wives, and was going to use a giant ray gun to turn them into my perfect mates. My evil plans got thwarted in the end though.


That'll teach me to read Kiwifarms before bed.
 
Just woke up from a nap. I had this dream where I went to this small arcade with my pops. There was a bar and piano at the lobby. Not a lot of games but a pretty good selection of both real and made-up games. You could weigh your tickets to see how much you had. The last thing I remember doing was trying to play an arcade port of Pac-Man World.
 
I had this dream recently. I was at my gradnma's place inside the living room and there was a bunch of the tribal type of niggers on the balcony. I have no clue where did they come from and why were they on the balcony. I looked away, then looked back and in the meantime they had morphed into actual monkes. I then, for whatever reason, started singing the KKK anthem (Stand up and be counted) with the music also playing out of nowhere. But after the "Go with the Ku Klux Klan" part I suddenly completely lost my voice and woke up 2 seconds later.
 
Recently I had a dream where I was on a plane and the guy next to me puts his shiny bald head on my lap. He looked up at me and it was Joe Rogan with a beaming grin, and I thought 'wow, I can't wait to tell my friend about this. He loves Joe Rogan.'
Then I pet his head and it felt like a sphinx cat. Slightly greasy and smooth but with lots of extra skin. Then I woke up
 
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My dreams are all in my hometown, but there are differences. One place might be a bank IRL and in the dream its a fast food joint, or its gone entirely.
The area behind my house is a massive swamp in my dreams, and the downtown area is always closed off.
I never have any weird dreams or nightmares, nor do I have fun time dreams, its always me doing mundane stuff in AR hometown.
For example last night i had a dream some kid wanted mozzarella sticks, and I went home, stole my brother's car, got stuck driving and ended up in a tomb being paralyzed by a demon. The kid never got his damn sticks. Weird dumb bullshit like this.
 
I sometimes have fun dreams which I make sure to record in my dream diary ASAP. My grandma has had clairvoyant dreams, which I unfortunately haven't inherited. Her dreams have foreshadowed the murder of her uncle and the deaths of other family members, and allegedly she dreamed the winning lottery numbers but didn't play them. I'm not sure how true these stories are but they certainly are cool.
 
I had a dream a couple of nights ago that in my dream I was at a beach hotel resort. There was a large crowd of people at this beach when suddenly a moose walks onto the beach. At first the moose seemed startled and scared but then the beach goers pissed the moose off and the moose went on a rampage on the beach and even entered the hotel. The moose made a mess of things but then my dream ended and I woke up.
 
Dreamed that I was on KF, and I saw @Save the Loli completely defending vaccines, claiming there's no side effects from them ever, and that photos of vaccine victims were really "colorized photos of fetuses" (and newborns). In the dream I was convinced (s)he was really serious (and that I was awake). Then I woke up and could think clearly.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Dreamed that I was on KF, and I saw @Save the Loli completely defending vaccines, claiming there's no side effects from them ever, and that photos of vaccine victims were really "colorized photos of fetuses" (and newborns). In the dream I was convinced (s)he was really serious (and that I was awake). Then I woke up and could think clearly.
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That's worse than when I saw Liz Dong Long Gone in a dream the other night.
 
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I had a dream where I was playing a new souls game with my sensei, which is something we would do a lot, and he kept exposing weaknesses in huge enemies that would allow him to take them down without getting hit once. Like these big ogres that had bulbous, lumpy tails you could run around and slice up to kill them. There was the classic gothic architecture overgrown with grass and woods of a souls game. We kept getting stuck on wolves though, one time he got clawed by a wolf at low health and died, falling face-first and sliding down a large hill in a comical way.
 
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I recently had a dream where Napoleon won Waterloo followed by me doing ninja shit for whatevere reason. Im not sure how it connects but i guess god wants me to make an anime.
 
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So the dream starts with me in a house with a childhood friend, and I flip on a show about horseshoe tossing and it shows a man that looks like Beardson brake a glass window from 5 feet away with the horseshoe, then break a large glass floor covering that's encasing the ground for some reason, and i ask my friend "how much do you think that costs" and he says "$100 for the door, $800 for the mat" and I retort "$800? That's pretty crazy" and he rebuts "yeah, those things aren't cheap". Then I go to what feel like a renaissance fair and I'm running around the campgrounds, spring and sliding under things and jumping through trees, and then I run into the king. The king asks me if I want to help so I say "sure" and we appear at a large table, then go around the corner to a larder and pantry, and he pulls out a box and hands me a cup, some peeled ginger, puts that into a smaller box and tells me to grind it fine. So I go back to the table and grab a pestle and mortal and start breaking it and smashing it and reducing it to fine little chunks and just as I'm about half done I spill some on the table, and the queen is sitting next to me, furious. So the king derides me in a very serious way, and then asks if he had hurt me or not, and I tell him honestly, no, not really. So he takes me to his dungeon and locks me in a cage and dips me in acid as a giant crab creature wriggles up the hallway towards me. Then I wake up. I wasn't frightened during the last part and I didn't wake up startled, it was was just the sequence, and the last part I was viewing from a variety of different angles, one of which was the first-person view of the giant crab hominid.
 
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I keep dreaming that I get ugly tattoos and immediately regret it. What does this mean?????
 
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Tabris999 said:
I keep dreaming that I get ugly tattoos and immediately regret it. What does this mean?????
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Probably a subconscious desire and realization that a vast majority of tattoos are shit and people cope about not regretting them while regretting them.

I had dreams over the last 2 days of the one that got away, it's been sweet to see her and experience the magic that I felt around her but they both ended in melancholy and when I woke up I felt like screaming, but it is what it is.

I also had a dream where I was sitting on a rock wall and saw a beautiful woman on top of a building, so I bounded gracefully towards the area in long jumping strides and entered what looked like a shopping district. I then saw a man who looked like Borris Johnson and ran towards him on my knuckles like an ape and he ran back inside a shop, when I looked inside the shop I saw a tiny three-banded armadillo plushie sitting in the center of the floor, so I grabbed it and ran out and over a bridge towards what looked like a town square. Then I saw a lady who looked like hello kitty but colored and textured like an armadillo instead and after running past her and turning around I went "hhheeeyy!!!" and she approached me, then I turned to the side and presented the little guy and went "isn't this cute?" and she said "it sure is, absolutely adorable!" and then I woke up.
 
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I had a dream where my family and I, who was composed of more members than usual, moved to an area with thick pine forest around all the roads. It was very close to a veterinarian and I remember feeling happy about that cause I could take better care of my (now deceased) dog. It was a big mansion with marble floors and I was drawing faces then upper bodies, all over a sheet of paper as I walked around the room. The rest was very surreal and I can't remember it, but I could remember feeling myself drawing, messing up, and correcting my drawing in full lucidity.
 
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I swear I keep dreaming of or waking up being horny. Unless I wanted to fucking die where I dream of an apocalypse. But then I dream of being in a folk event where Kraftwerk plays a song not released in their official discography and one never thought up by any of it's members before and some asshole kid wanted to interrupt them.

The most annoying dreams is when I am back at School because I supposedly failed when in reality complied with their social engineering bullshit but not embrace it to get out of that shithole. And then I see a massive abandoned section at school.
 
I had a dream where I saw a news article with the headline “man terrorizes neighborhood with offensive black costume” and clicked on it thinking it’d be a story about a dude in blackface or something, but the article revealed that the “offensive black costume” was a really good Xenomorph cosplay, with the “offensive” part presumably referring to the fact that the people thought the costume was too scary.

I remember thinking “wow this is a new low for journalism” and then waking up.
 
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