Dreams

I had too many dreams involving the High School I graduated from.

>I stormed out of class because of the shitty pencils used during an important test.
>Got lost
>Hallways were fifty feet wider
>For some reason a central downstairs hallway is connected to an unloading zone for trucks, and is eerily dark
>I can't figure out why the outside makes sense but the inside is autistic as fuck​
 
I dreamed that my mom's house was like it was when I was in high school, and I, my sister, my former step dad, and his kids all moved back in for some reason. In addition, TJ Church was somehow related to my former step dad, and, as no one else in their family wanted anything to do with him, he let him come and live with us. TJ caught me posting in his thread, so her got pissed off and decided to go and use my toothbrush as revenge. :c :heart-empty: I may spend too much time here...

I had another dream that I had a really awesome Mudkip t-shirt (and I rarely, if ever, wear stuff like that, so you know it was chill as fuck) and became slightly disappointed that it doesn't actually exist when I woke up.
 
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Last night I dreamed that I was taking some Scientology-branded cure for bipolar disorder that, for whatever reason, involved swallowing a handful of drinking straws at once. It was difficult and I kept throwing them up in the dream. I was also, for whatever reason, banned from Disneyland. I think I was more mad about being banned from Disneyland forever than being forcibly "cured" than anything.

The kicker is I woke up Mr. Multiples while dry-heaving in real life because the sensation of having a fistful of straws in my throat was too real.
 
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The last dream I had was about a month ago.
I was dressed as a mailman, and two other mailmen accompanied me into a two story house. We killed the family that lived there and went upstairs (which was a basement) and proceeded to steal pallets of mineral water until the police surrounded the house. They promptly charged inside and took the other mailmen and I out for a beer.
 
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Strangest dream I have ever had was when I was in college. It was summer break and it was one of the two years I worked at the laundromat, so... 2005 or 2006? Anyways. The dream started with me lined up with a bunch of pretty generic looking "high school kids": the jock, the prep, the rich popular girl, etc. And they were all talking shit about how they were going to beat everyone at something. Then out of nowhere I said "that's nice, but I'm dreaming, so this isn't real". It's the only time I think I've had a lucid dream experience, but since I didn't know how to control it... yeah. So there's a horn and we all take off running through what was either a prison or a really depressing and windowless high school. As I'm running through this building, I become aware that I'm supposed to get outside first. So I set out to do just that. Somehow, someway, I manage to accomplish that, and as soon as I get outside, I see there's a flying pirate ship with my friend S from high school wearing a wedding dress. Apparently I was supposed to be on board, but I was like "dafuq S you're never getting married we all know that" and the ship flew away without me.

As I watch the ship depart, I turn around and there's a huge stone. Again, somehow I become aware that I'm supposed to write my name on it. So I go over to do that when I realize there's a woman crying behind it. Like the world is ending, just lost everyone who ever mattered, sobbing. So I try to comfort her instead of writing my name on the stone. She looks up at me (and she looks just like Gaia from Captain Planet, wtf), points at my throat, and shrieks "YOU HAVE CANCER" before shoving me away. And off the island in the sky. Which apparently at that moment became an island in the sky. Again. WTF.

tl;dr I woke up to my falling out of bed, and halfway through my shift I developed a massive lump on the side of my throat Gaia pointed at that ended up being the result of a nasty sinus infection, but Christ if I wasn't paranoid at first.
 
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When I was little I had a dream I never forgot, it was so vivid.
I was in my room when an alien creature (kind of like the aliens from signs, except their wrists had bony scythes and had no skin; just brown ropy muscles) was trying to break through my window. I ran for through the hall to the living room as it came in, and I saw my dad at the end of the hall shoot and kill it.
The dream then flashed forward to me on the playground at school, I was mentioning an "alien invasion" to a kid as I saw hundreds of creatures in the distance running down a hill toward the school. Due to the bizarre logic of dreams, the teachers got us to line up neatly before we went inside. when I walked into the building there were no students in front of me or behind me, and I was on the inside of a house I'd never seen. I was in the kitchen, and I saw a lady helping a little girl tie her shoes. we all stepped onto the front porch and I asked her something, but I don't remember what. then the dream ended.
 
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Had a dream about Andrew Dobson and some friend of his pushing me on a bike near a highway in Massachusetts. Also that day, another lolcow connected to Chris was in some cage submerged by water surrounding it and was arrested or something and I had insulted some traveler that came into town. In the dream, we talked it out and I apologized for making fun of him while eating at a restaurant. This is officially the first dream I can ever recall where lolcows have made appearances in.
 
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Something I meant to bring up earlier. I'm epileptic and have full blown (grand mal/tonic clonic) seizures. Before I have my seizures, I go into a dreamlike state where the exact same dream is repeated in my head (I'm playing the London level of THPS3, A flashback to an old DOS text adventure based on Dracula and something about my old room and trying to find a SNES. I just realized it's all video-game based...) Any time I get those images in my head, I stop with fear as there's a moment in realization within the dream that I'm having a seizure, and I can only really wait to see if I'm having one or not. An ordinary dream thus becomes a very real nightmare for me.
 
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Obnoxion said:
I keep dreaming of trains

why do I keep dreaming of trains
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Dreamt about some insane Italian actor who wanted to kill me. He was so menacing that he kept coming towards me with his fists but turned to the back and he was a pretty big guy too, complete with the double chin and shit and taller than I was in the dream. Sometimes he wanted to use a knife and other times he stuck to his fists and also kept playing some game on some really old handheld console or something. I even saw some crap TV adaptations of some of his movies and he was definitely a guy that seemed much more mild mannered in real life and everything. Worst of all, it was a pretty long dream too. I haven't had a dream this long in a long time.
 
I have some persistent elements in my dreams. A general living area, a castle of non-specific size in a non-specific area in which the living area exists, and most importantly my dream friends. My dream friends range from elements of my personality, to characters I have come up with, all the way to just random dream people I liked enough to keep around. I don't really end up doing the lucid dream thing, instead what happens is that there is this general meta awareness with dream me and the dreamfriends, moreso with the dreamfriends who gain some power over the world at large once I inform them of their status as figments of my imagination. This also leads them to become pranksters, leading to rude activities at my expense. These include:
-Making me play horror games that utilize dream-world shenanigans such as sight jacking and morphing controllers
-Killing themselves and laughing at dream-me when I'm shocked to find their dead body.
-Appearing just to interrupt a conversation and argue with me
-Pushing just the right buttons to piss dream-me off so I wake up early, because they can

For a while, I had a catchphrase in my dreams. "Fuck you guys, I'm waking up". And sure enough I would wake up directly afterwards, be it because my alarm was just about to go off or be it hours early because one of them manage to get me that mad. The moral of the story is don't enlighten figments of your imagination.
 
I had a dream last night where the world was destroyed by the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park, so all the survivors had to evacuate to the planet where Homestuck universe takes place. I don't even read Homestuck. It turned out that the late Robin Williams had somehow ascended to godhood after death, and so he ruled over this planet/place. And the Triforce from the Legend of Zelda games existed on this planet too. Within the Triforce Robin Williams had the wisdom part, some shitty edgelord Homestuck OC was the power part, and someone else I forgot about was the courage part.

1 mg of melatonin apparently does a lot to my brain.
 
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Abethedemon said:
I had a dream there was a Kiwi Farms Facebook page, and I posted the phrase "Friendship Is Magic" and I was banned by @champthom
I had some more interesting dreams, but I forget what they were.
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Truth be told, I was pretty tolerant of the pony shit on the old forums when it was pretty bad. Fortunately I'm no longer an admin, otherwise I'd take you up on your idea to instantly ban people who use that phrase.
 
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A week ago I had a dream where I was getting like seven Dumbs on a post and people were posting mean things on my profile and I was well on my way to becoming halal.

This is my second Kiwi Farms dream. Red flag?

edit: wow I found my post about my first dream, and I said it was a red flag that time too. Definitely.
 
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One time, I dreamt that I gave birth to a slightly smaller version of myself. I called him "Wee Jenkins". We overthrew the American government.

Another time, I dreamt that my avatar was a weird, demonic beast that hunted me down.
 
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