Dreams

My most recent dream involved me going shopping. But once I stepped out, the sky suddenly went dark and a tornado began to touch down, so me and three random people ran to the nearest building for safety. It was a large one story building with two large empty rooms, and there were no windows nor doors at all. Because there was absolutely no way of getting underground to avoid the tornado, we resorted to crouching down near the center of the building as we could.

Then suddenly it began flooding and a whirlpool spawned just right outside one of the doors. I jumped right into the whirlpool for fuck all reasons, and I emerged as a giant water thing with steroid arms and proceeded to fight the tornado. I shit you not, the tornado now looked like this:

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And that was where the dream ended. I swear I have the weirdest dreams sometimes.
 
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I know I hang out here too much when I've had multiple lolcow dreams.
I had a nightmare that I turned into Chris, and the circumstances were horrifying so I'm not going into detail.
Another dream had me doing chores for Barb, and she turned out to be very nice and sweet. I told her I run half-marathons and she got inspired to start exercising. At the end of the dream we were headed to a park, walking Clover and Snoopy, with Chris trailing behind whining.

Pixyteri showed up in one as a half-marathon volunteer. She was also super sweet and sociable. Though in my second dream with her she was a raving lunatic who was so filthy and unwashed that she was secreting some kind of brown fluid on everything she touched. (I'm sorry for that mental image)
In another dream I was reading a comic by DisneyFan01 here on this forum, and it was terrible.
My weirdest dream though, involved a man who was body painted to look like Sonic the Hedgehog (blarms included) He was nailed to a cross that was lying on the ground, and me and several others were gathered around him like apostles, waiting for his cross to be raised.

....I need to like, go outside. That's way too many lolcow dreams.
 
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I dreamt I was at a zoo with Chris-Chan and Nicolas Cage, and there were a bunch of hippos with human faces roaming around. We then walked over to this giant statue of Buddha smoking a pipe in the middle of a field of sunflowers, where a friend of mine said, "Sacrifice your soy sauce to the great fat Asian.". I then pushed Chris into the statue, and he turned into soy sauce.

I have the most fucked up dreams sometimes.
 
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i tend to dream of landscapes or buildings that can only be possible with dream logic.
two i remember the most are:
1. i was going to this place out in the country, but "out in the country" was literally this giant cube of dirt (like 3 miles cubed) that sat on a thin pillar of bedrock. and to get there you had to go on a bridge that went into the cube from under it, and tunneled to the top.

2. i was stuck at this place (being lost and unable to leave places are also common in my dreams) that was like a square block big.
it was this giant building made of parts of other buildings. a victorian home there, a modern business building there. it stuck out in ways that suggested that it could stand on it's own. and there was a small parking lot.
i kept trying to call and wait for someone outside in the parking lot. but no one came so i headed down to the bar on the lot.

I then pushed Chris into the statue, and he turned into soy sauce.
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oh my god, my sides
 
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Does anyone ever get those kinds of dreams where you have two dreams about a certain subject, then one dreams about a different subject, then you have a dream that combines both of those things together in some way? I've been having that for the past 4 nights now.
Basically, my first two dreams involved Henry Rollins in some way (though I can't remember specifically what they were about), then the third one I had was about me being in a dingy apartment block in Iraq, hanging out with some chav drug addict teens, and then it turned into a horror/thriller movie where there was a David Lynch creature in a lab full of poisonous gas, an endleds hallway with broken bits of glass with red lights, and it all felt like a horror movie trailer with all the shitty "BWAAAAM" music
And then last night's dream, me, some other guy and Henry Rollins were in a FLCL/Tatami Galaxy type anime, and we were in a completely barren and empty Tokyo, having wacky adventures, and then at the end the other guy for whatever reason got a nuke launcher that was bazooka sized, fired a rocket sized nuke into the air, the nuke then dived back down and hit us, completely destroying Tokyo in a white light and killing him, me and Henry Rollins in the process.
I think my last dream was a combination of two subjects because a) Henry Rollins was in it and b) the nuke launch ending felt chaotic and scary, like the Iraq dream
 
I just had a cute dream. In it, I was wearing a thick black coat for some reason, and a black cat my family used to have (she passed away IRL, unfortunately) walked across my shoulders behind my head while purring.
 
It's kind of strange for me to talk about my dreams because I don't really remember them when I wake up , but this thread's interesting, so I'll try my best!

This dream that I'll be talking about are actually nightmares that I had over the past two nights. Now looking back, this nightmare is pretty dark to just talk about (nothing too graphic or anything, just kind of dark), so I'm sorry if this comes off as awkward. I'm really curious to know if anyone knows the meaning behind these nightmares.

The first nightmare involved a stalker. This person would follow me around, say disgusting, sexual incel-like things to me and continuously try to break into my house. I tried to tell others about this stalker, but I kept being told that this person was harmless. I remember specifically pushing against my door, preventing this person from trying to break in. I was crying, feeling myself shrink and grow weaker as he slowly opened the door. This is all that I remember. The strange thing about this nightmare was that I've never had to deal with a stalker in my life (thankfully), and that I've never seen this person in my life but I remember what he looks like (he was an actual person and not some type of shadow or whatever).

I don't know if anyone can help me with what this nightmare might mean. I just thought I'd share it because it just stuck in my mind.
 
Kataomoi00 said:
It's kind of strange for me to talk about my dreams because I don't really remember them when I wake up , but this thread's interesting, so I'll try my best!

This dream that I'll be talking about are actually nightmares that I had over the past two nights. Now looking back, this nightmare is pretty dark to just talk about (nothing too graphic or anything, just kind of dark), so I'm sorry if this comes off as awkward. I'm really curious to know if anyone knows the meaning behind these nightmares.

The first nightmare involved a stalker. This person would follow me around, say disgusting, sexual incel-like things to me and continuously try to break into my house. I tried to tell others about this stalker, but I kept being told that this person was harmless. I remember specifically pushing against my door, preventing this person from trying to break in. I was crying, feeling myself shrink and grow weaker as he slowly opened the door. This is all that I remember. The strange thing about this nightmare was that I've never had to deal with a stalker in my life (thankfully), and that I've never seen this person in my life but I remember what he looks like (he was an actual person and not some type of shadow or whatever).

I don't know if anyone can help me with what this nightmare might mean. I just thought I'd share it because it just stuck in my mind.
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There was this book I once had, but I've since gotten rid of it. It's called Zolar's Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. There are also some online dream dictionaries available.
 
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The Oddball from MLW said:
There was this book I once had, but I've since gotten rid of it. It's called Zolar's Encyclopedia and Dictionary of Dreams. There are also some online dream dictionaries available.
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Thank you! I'll look that up now! Sorry if my post seemed random or anything.
 
My dreams are boring as hell, but wow, the recent one was really weird.

I was attending a Kiwi Farms meet-up (?) in rural Poland, which included a known shitposter that often harassed people (probably @Dynastia or @cat). He started harassing some folks, and I told him to knock it off. A scuffle broke out between him and me, which eventually resulted in me going into full tard rage mode and beating him unconscious with a bar stool. As a result of the whole ordeal, I was publicly mocked, got over 600 "deviant" ratings (and 20 "dumb" as well) and had to leave the Farms in shame.
Also, in the meantime, as a part of his another redesign of the Kiwi Farms, Null deleted most subforums (the shitposting one and some others), added a dozen subforums about various music genres and defaced the site's interface with pictures of Tom & Jerry just for the hell of it.
 
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I've noticed I have very strange vivid dreams if I drink a lot of orange juice prior to going to bed, anyone else have that happen to them?
 
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Few nights ago was a strange dream I had. I was in some classroom where I was being taught by my old highschool English teacher. Everyone was getting ready to leave, including @Jaimas who was there for some reason. I didn't get to leave because I failed some paper or something. I'm sure it had to do with having a lack of sleep through a hot night that I managed to dream something that weird. Then again I am starting a new college semester tomorrow so it could have something to do with that.
 
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This doesn't happen much anymore but I used to have this weird pattern to my dreams; it would start as fantastical as kid dreams normally are, you know being a super Saiyan, owning a pokemon, all that jazz. At some point I would suddenly become aware how unrealistic the dream was and then it would jump to me being in my living room watching my dad fix a vcr or something. I'd still be hovering by the ceiling or with my pokemon so the rest of the dream would just be me justifying to myself "if something THIS boring is going on it can't be a dream, it must be real!" This pattern went on for like ten years and I never understood fully why my brain was such a bloody killjoy and it still does it on rare occasions.
 
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I keep having vivid dreams about conversations just laying in bed closing my eyes being fully aware I'm dreaming.
It's getting quite bad for me as I often often forget them even though I know most are pretty imaginative and I should work on writing it down.
 
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I really hate the dreams where I dream that I slept in and then panic and run to school and once I make it to class I wake up and its the middle of the night
 
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