@Drip Torch Divorce Support Thread

[Drip Torch]

@Drip Torch's spouse probably went and hooked up with the much cooler @Drip irrigation and that's why they got divorced. After all, vital irrigation systems are certainly much better at getting the ladies wet than torches are.

I got a big hose, too, if my fire isnt effective.

 

[Just A Butt]

You just don't go around posting nudes because some chucklefuck said too.

It happens all the time.

Now post your feet.

 

[Scout Trooper]

You just don't go around posting nudes because some chucklefuck said too.

Did you mean to say "because some chucklefuck said [also]" or "because some chucklefuck said to" as in, ordered you to do something?

 

[Swine Schwein]

I got a big hose, too

Does that mean you have a big penis? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR DICK AREN'T YOU, I KNOW YOU ARE, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU WANT TO IMPLY

 

[Drip Torch]

It happens all the time.

Now post your feet.

Sure it does. Funny as hell to watch it happen on the farm. I'm a little disappointed too it's not going happen here.

Most haram.

Did you mean to say "because some chucklefuck said [also]" or "because some chucklefuck said to" as in, ordered you to do something?

Second option.

@Swine Schwein My hose puts the wet stuff on the hot red stuff, in the woods.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Nope, happily married.

if this is actually true then this can just be a placeholder thread for when your wife divorces you and takes the house and kids or whatever you were reeeeing about

 

[Drip Torch]

if this is actually true then this can just be a placeholder thread for when your wife divorces you and takes the house and kids or whatever you were reeeeing about

This is fun. But sorry to disappoint you, that's not going to happen. Told ya, I got a good woman. See bud, I don't scare aware every female that comes near me. Must feel bad when even notoriously cock hungry fatties won't touch your peepee. How about spending less time playing video games and more time figuring out why pussy dries up instantly when you are around.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Nope, happily married. Also Infosec is king. You just don't go around posting nudes because some chucklefuck said too.

I owe my wife an apology

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nope, happily married. Also Infosec is king. You just don't go around posting nudes because some chucklefuck said too.

I'll post nudes because some chucklefuck told me not to.

Spoiler: Nudes. Not leaked.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

I'll post nudes because some chucklefuck told me not to.

Spoiler: Nudes. Not leaked.

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[Justa Grata Honoria]

This is fun. But sorry to disappoint you, that's not going to happen. Told ya, I got a good woman. See bud, I don't scare aware every female that comes near me. Must feel bad when even notoriously cock hungry fatties won't touch your peepee. How about spending less time playing video games and more time figuring out why pussy dries up instantly when you are around.

Bruh stop ...

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'll post nudes because some chucklefuck told me not to.

Spoiler: Nudes. Not leaked.

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im cumd

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

These threads are just T&H faggots talking amongst themselves and running ops they plan in the backer forum.

Wake up.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

just shitpost harder bro.

 

[Drip Torch]

This thread was doomed to die a boring death from the get go. Fun while it lasted.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I hope everyone in this thread gets super mega divorce raped.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I hope everyone in this thread gets super mega divorce raped.

 

[John Badman's wife]

Drip Torch is a female. You can tell with how manipulative, passive aggressive and naggy she is. What dude spergs in someone else's dms for 4 days straight because I insulted Hunter Biden.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Puts on a couple stone, lets the house turn to shit (oh I'll take care of that tomorrow), thinks "taking the kids to and from school" is a full time job, fully half the wardrobe is sweats and brown sweaters. Expects to keep a man.

Sad. Many such cases.

 

[Drip Torch]

Thank you @GunCar Gary , you are a real friend during these hard times. Unlike that bitch @John Badman's wife. That two timing whore!
I forgot this thread existed.