Drunk / High Thread

[Lensherr]

I took half an edible last night before going to sleep, but I heard the cops knocking on what I thought was my door around 10:30 PM, so I spent the whole night paranoid and unable to go to sleep (I checked outside my door and they weren't there, so maybe it was someone else's, since I can hear the sounds made from the apartments below and above me. Also I live in a legal state, so I'm not worried about getting busted for weed).

 

[omori]

I tried shrooms for the first time last month, highly prefer it over wax.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

For all you stoners out there: Paper or glass?

I'm in the glass party myself. Since I usually toke only before bed, after taking care of all my responsibilities, my go-to is a chillum (basically a lopsided board game hourglass without sand) since it conserves bud, making my stash last longer.

 

[Nyanchuu]

It’s 2:52 a.m., my wine glass is empty but both my cats are sleeping on me so I can’t move. This is my life now. I hate it.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Bought some cider called "Northern Neighbour", the label advertises it as some rural Michigan folk teaming up with rural Canadian folk since it's Michigan apples flavored with Saskatoon berries which is some Canadian/American (grows in Washington/Oregon/Idaho/the Dakotas) fruit. It's pretty tasty, I just wish it could be like other actually good cider and not come in annoyingly hard to open bottles. Opened one with a screwdriver and have a nice cut next to my eye since I blew the cap open so well. Maybe Americans and Canadians fuck up cider (Redd's is an abomination and Angry Orchard is only slightly less horrifying), since all that fancy French and Spanish cider (it's all Norman/Breton/Asturian/Basque) in the store doesn't have bottlecaps which will slice up your face.

At least my local cider comes in beer cans.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I envy people for whom 12 beers is a big deal. I dunno if it's because I'm a fat sack of shit or what (well, yeah I do, that's probably it), but a whole 12 pack is a modest sum for me, and always leaves me wishing I had a couple more.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I downed a pack of IPA's. I've cleaned my entire apartment, done laundry, and I cooked. All in all, It's a pretty good night.

 

[goma]

I envy people for whom 12 beers is a big deal. I dunno if it's because I'm a fat sack of shit or what (well, yeah I do, that's probably it), but a whole 12 pack is a modest sum for me, and always leaves me wishing I had a couple more.

Can relate. Being a lightweight would be more fun and way cheaper. My metabolism is a black void for all drugs and booze, practically unaffected and un-fun.

 

[Son of Odin]

obeme is nug

 

[Pissmaster]

For all you stoners out there: Paper or glass?

I'm in the glass party myself. Since I usually toke only before bed, after taking care of all my responsibilities, my go-to is a chillum (basically a lopsided board game hourglass without sand) since it conserves bud, making my stash last longer.

Glass for basically the same reason

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

Anyone heard this joke?

I caught my best friend chugging a handle of flavored vodka. I told him "You have two drinking problems."

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

My favorite effect from lsd is the "matrix" sensation of everything feeling clean and digital. Shrooms on the other hand make me feel like a musty old tree covered in bugs.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

My favorite effect from lsd is the "matrix" sensation of everything feeling clean and digital. Shrooms on the other hand make me feel like a musty old tree covered in bugs.

What about fifteen minutes feeling like three hours?

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

What about fifteen minutes feeling like three hours?

Time dilation is odd to explain because time is relative. I was trapped in a two week time loop that took place in two hours. When a person's ability to sense time is altered, it causes one to mentally feel like a greater amount of time has passed because the brain is confused.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Time dilation is odd to explain because time is relative. I was trapped in a two week time loop that took place in two hours. When a person's ability to sense time is altered, it causes one to mentally feel like a greater amount of time has passed because the brain is confused.

That sounds really scary. My most intense experience with drugs was just looking through Led Zeppelin album covers and feeling the need to explain them to my cousin, who in turn rightfully treated me like the boring shitdick I am.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Somewhat tangentially related: I just took a bunch of niacin specifically for the flushing effect just for shits and giggles because I enjoy it.

 

[Puck]

Does anyone else feel like they get weirdly creative whenever they're hungover. Its like i combine the best of both worlds, where im scatterbrained yet somewhat lucid and way more sociable yet somehow still cognizant of social norms

 

[Picklechu]

Stocked up on liquor yesterday since I'm going to be driving across the state on Wednesday afternoon for Thanksgiving and I literally won't be able to tolerate it sober. I love my family but there are just too many of them, especially children. My buddy Jack Daniels is gonna get me through it, though.

Woke up hungover this morning for the first time in months, which is surprising because I didn't get that drunk last night, and I very rarely get actually hungover. Less than half a year from 29, so I guess I'm just getting old.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

acid is great

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Well I graduated on Friday and my friends and I got together to celebrate tonight. I'm 11 shots in and we're at the point of life talks. This is fine.