Drunk / High Thread

My new nightly ritual had been to sit in the porch for about an hour while having a puff or two, just listening to the wind or rain, before going inside to play animal crossing until I fall asleep.
10/10 would recommend
It's nice to just listen to the world for a while...and the weird rustling of your neighbors stomping around in their back yard at midnight...
 
The person I live with just got a chihuahua and I just knew that thing has been plotting against me from the start. The little rat ran between my feet when I got up during the night, scaring the shit out of me. Of course the only reasonable response was to shriek like a little girl and try to run, which is where I fell into my closet and broke my arm. Fucking hate chihuahuas
 
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