Drunk / High Thread

[Sewer Level 9]

i’m making my pilgrimage back to the euro mart for more of these polish cookies. 15/10 munchies snack absolutely scrumptious you are MISSING OUT
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change strains i’ve smoked the same strain for months straight and it seems my tolerance significantly lowered when i switched to something else

bruh don’t do there drunk they’re gonna smell it on you

My absolute fucking nigger. My favorite are the Delicje brand, orange flavor, lightly dipped in milk, I ascend.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

I’m fuckin cherry pie fried. Been doin .3 snaps of that and I got my enail on about to tear up some gorilla glue diamonds.

 

[soft breathing]

I've mastered the art of making weed brownies with homemade canna-butter that absolutely melt in your mouth. They taste delicious and will leave you with a gentle but noticeable buzz for some hours. They go so well with some chocolate or caramel sauce and vanilla ice cream. Total 10/10.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

I've mastered the art of making weed brownies with homemade canna-butter that absolutely melt in your mouth. They taste delicious and will leave you with a gentle but noticeable buzz for some hours. They go so well with some chocolate or caramel sauce and vanilla ice cream. Total 10/10.

Gib recipe pls if possible
My mouth is salivating just thinking about melt-in-your-mouth brownies
If it's a family secret, I understand

 

[veri]

Delicje brand, orange flavor

tbh i don’t really like orange flavors most the time but strawberry/cherry/raspberry are good imo

it’s funny i’ve been called back to this thread, i just smoked two bowls of some flower i got yesterday. no joke the second i opened the bag i could smell the gas. hella sticky and had trouble trying to grind it, it wasn’t really expensive either.

also i can roll joints now, pretty useful

If it's a family secret, I understand

i don’t understand. give us the recipe

 

[soft breathing]

Gib recipe pls if possible
My mouth is salivating just thinking about melt-in-your-mouth brownies
If it's a family secret, I understand

i don’t understand. give us the recipe

Sure thing.

You can make these with canna-butter or normal butter, you just have to adjust the temperature & baking time a little when making them with cannabis, otherwise you might “destroy” the THC. Or I'm just too careful, your call.

All measurements are in grams/celsius because I don’t know the proper imperial equivalent.

You can make a huge batch of them, freeze them and heat them up in the microwave again - imo the melty consistency gets even better that way. Serve with vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, coffee, whatever you want.

Please ask if something is unclear or worded in a retarded way.

Ingredients:
6 medium-sized eggs
120g white sugar
120g brown sugar
120g dark chocolate, chopped, for melting
250g (canna) butter
4tbsp Sunflower oil
140g flour
1tsp baking soda (if you use self-raising flour, you don't need to add more baking soda)
100g (unsweetened, dark) cocoa powder
80g dark chocolate, chopped, to fold into the dough


Instructions:
Heat the oven to 175c (use 160c max. if you’re making canna brownies), put some baking paper into a ~25*35cm baking dish.

Let the 120g chopped dark chocolate and the butter slowly melt in a double boiler. Let cool a little and mix in the sunflower oil.

Beat the eggs with the brown & white sugar until creamy.

Mix the flour with the baking soda and cocoa powder.

Thoroughly mix the melted chocolate-butter-mixture with the dry ingredients and add both to the the egg-sugar cream. Now add the rest of the chopped chocolate to the mix.

Fill the dough into the baking dish. You can add some more chopped chocolate, nuts, sprinkles or whatever to the top as decoration now. Bake for 20-25 minutes (30-35ish minutes when making canna brownies). The dough still has to be slightly soft when you take them out (but not too goo-ey or jiggly), they’ll get more dense once they've cooled completely.

 

[Jonny Fever]

Can I post here if I am neither

I’m brand new on Kiwi. This is my first post. I’ve been kicked off 3 other instances for drunk and disorderly conduct.
@evil_bender

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

I’m piss tipsy. Drinking champagne and smoking weed. Just celebrating.

 

[veri]

i’m high rn. just hanging out. how is everyone

also came here to try @soft breathing recipr hopefully i don’t burn the house down. results deployed in 2-3 hours

 

[veri]

results are it was pretty good

also i watched the nightmare on elm street and i had an idea of what a realistic retelling would be this year

Spoiler: freida krueger

his backstory is that he’s a [woman] who was caught selling bathtub estrigen to teenage boys on the internet.

he is killed inside a dungeons and dragons game room by the parents cause they found out about the grooming.

his weapon of choice: the tranch cleaver

he appears in the reddit and discord dms of depressed incels and teenagers who want the stinkditch surgery. he tries to get them to buy hrt on the internet. each time they inject it his grooming in discord dms becomes more powerful and then starts haunting their dreams and shit.

the final place in the dreams is the dungeons and dragons game room. instead of killing the tranny frieda keruger cuts off their dick and they become amhole irl.

unrelated but i can imagine keffals being the one being burned to death for being a pedophile.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

edible Wise- get cheap shatter (or food grade hash), decarb that, and you can make some insane strong butter.

also fuck I love slurper dabs.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

the lookah seahorse is a piece of shit and i just stepped outside and flung mine into oblivion

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

the lookah seahorse is a piece of shit and i just stepped outside and flung mine into oblivion

If you need something to dab with and not cause attention it’s alright. I have one, but I also own a huni badger. The lookah is if I’m traveling and need something I don’t care if I have to toss. I’d suggest trying a different tip (I like the ceramic one), and getting a small metal poker for where it clogs. The brush it comes with is stupid.

If you really don’t like torches the huni badger is the only one I found that is worth a damn, but it’s 180 bucks.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

Smoked a couple of joints and went to all-you-can-eat pizzeria in munchies and was there for almost two hours. Infinite barbeque pizza. Yum.

I only touch drugs a couple of times a year, and my friend has a birthday in a few days and he's said he's got enough coke to last us weeks. We'll see about that...he's got like a zip or two I think but somehow no matter how much you buy it never lasts...when I'm gone for a couple of weeks you'll know whats up. Last birthday party I did coke for 12 hours straight with his sister and talked the whole time about black metal while he was super concentrated on building a floor for the guest room. He has this habit of getting high and fixing up his house. At least its productive use of the high.

 

[A Grey Cat]

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The thing about being drunk is that it slightly dulls my 'hate myself' receptors.

 

[elastic eye]

The thing about being drunk is that it slightly dulls my 'hate myself' receptors.

Till you've drank enough and come full circle back to the original point.

 

[Scipio Americanus]

Took an exam remotely today. Fuck proctoring software and fuck the poojeets that run it.

Drinking to cope with how dogshit that was lmao bottoms up fellers

 

[maguyver16]

I had someone try to sell me crack last night.

They asked me if I smoke (they know I smoke weed), and I was like, yeah, sometimes I'll smoke some pipe tobacco or whatever, but then it jumps to them trying to sell me straight up rocks.

WTF? All the PSAs told me that the first sample was free.

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Peach Soju on my birthday with my SO and some good hotpot. Best Birthday ever.