Drunk / High Thread

[Marvin]

I read this.

And it took awhile, but towards the bottom, you should start listening to "Night Moves" by Bob Seger. Then read the conclusion:

I bought the bowl, and made it back to the theater parking lot with enough time to smoke a fat bowl. I parked my car and paranoia moved it 3 times, a new record for me.

Life on the outside had changed me. It had made me stronger, more capable of taking
risks to smoke, and more willing to leave my comfort zone to get what I wanted. Risks in such a lifestyle are not to be encouraged, but when one faces adversity, one can only grit their teeth and plunge onward.

While smoking my new bowl, with "Night Moves" on the radio, I realized I could never go back to that time. From now own, my smoking life would be like this. Until weed was legal, I'd be faced with these problems. My broken bowl represented an end to my innocent smoking youth.

It'll make you cry. Or something.

I had a few weed cookies.

 

[Null]

AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAYYAAAYYYAAAYYAYAANNNGEEE

 

[HG 400]

 

[Night Terror]

yes i believe this was the reference he was making

 

[AnOminous]

This works too.

 

[Carlos Thin]

 

[benzodiazepine]

Is it true that you're quitting?

 

[AnimuGinger]

This belongs in the drunk/high thread.

 

[The Knife]

I was about to report this before I saw it was Null.

Carry on, Dear Leader!

 

[Mourning Dove]

BIRD IS THE WORD

 

[Sanic]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[Golly]

Eat your food.

 

[Sussuro]

Please don't fly away Null. We need you.

 

[CatParty]

 

[ShavedSheep]

STOP NECROING THREADS CATPARTY OH MY GOD
IT WAS 5 MINUES OLD LET IT GO

 

[Anus]

Holy crap I did not know 2 pints of Mike's Hard (it's the 8% ABV stuff) would mess with me this much. No filter. Absolutely no filter.

"Freebird" has been posted, but this one here was so obvious!

 

[AnimuGinger]

I spoke, and it was moved.

 

[Anus]

Well this is awkward. It looks like I double-posted when in reality I posted in this thread, then in Null's thread.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

I got this new weed and the guy warned me to be careful with it and I just laughed him off and I rolled a blunt to smoke during the drive to school and I'm freaking out and my heart is racing and I'm way too high to drive and sitting in a mcdonals parking lot waiting trying to chill out. It's fuckin awesome, I havent been this baked since high school

Spoiler: Relevant

 

[Blottertrotter]

I can't be the only one