Drunk / High Thread

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I'm grooving along. I might watch something.

I gotta say, I'm constantly amazed at how I can drink 'til I'm blind, yet my ability to type is burned into my brain. That's an amazing piece of human evolution right there. *yawn*
 
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Nightrain Express is a great wine, I don't understand how so many people get so sick and hungover by it.
 
The Dude said:
"That Nightrain is a mean wine" - Joliet Jake Blues.
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You just reminded me I need music while I'm high. I forgot and my brother is talking about Delaware and stuff. Now he's mentioning Mike Castle. Some guy. I'm focused, yet now focused.
 
I'm done getting stoned. I was smoking a massive blunt with some other people and my heart started racing and I was in a cold sweat. I called 911 thinking that I was having a heart attack. Two paramedics come in and it turned out I was having a panic attack. It felt weird, like I was dying and my soul was about to leave my body. Everything looked and sounded like a bad acid trip. I just need to stick with beer.
 
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Pine Tar said:
I'm done getting stoned. I was smoking a massive blunt with some other people and my heart started racing and I was in a cold sweat. I called 911 thinking that I was having a heart attack. Two paramedics come in and it turned out I was having a panic attack. It felt weird, like I was dying and my soul was about to leave my body. Everything looked and sounded like a bad acid trip. I just need to stick with beer.
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Weed and anxiety don't mix well, man. Probably best you do quit the weed. Sorry to hear that happened.
 
Very high and just acquired the Xbox one. Watching my boyfriend play watchdogs while I try to do work. Video game backseat driving is the worst but I can't stop myself

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I'm not even into the second act of Watch Dogs and I went on a shopping spree. I can't buy any better weapons. Why do I do this. I just kept stealing money and suddenly I am my own gun store.
 
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My homemade Welch's Knockout wine did just that.

I am now drinking half of a bottle of Michigan Cherry Wine. Because I'm a diva.
 
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plaguemouse said:
I am drunk. Port and mikes hard. Weird combo? Its whatever is in my uncles fridge. He's a retired preachwr who took up drinking while taking care of my dementia ridden grandparents, who are as of this week dead.

I don't think I'm capable of love anumymore. I keep sleeping with men who look like my ex.
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Miss, if you're being serious and not trolling, I'm really sorry about all that. I know how it feels to lose a grandparent. It hurts.
 
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Sanic said:
Miss, if you're being serious and not trolling, I'm really sorry about all that. I know how it feels to lose a grandparent. It hurts.
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No trolling. Last night I was a bit liquored up and feeling miserable. Thank you....feeling a bit embarrassed I posted that in the first place. I should know better than that.

So how about puppies? Aren't puppies cute?
 
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plaguemouse said:
No trolling. Last night I was a bit liquored up and feeling miserable. Thank you....feeling a bit embarrassed I posted that in the first place. I should know better than that.

So how about puppies? Aren't puppies cute?
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They are as kawaii desu ne sempai san as puppies can get, my friend.
 
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