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Grand Number of Multiples' (and Friends) Liquid Gummi Worms.
YOU NEED
Pinnacle Tropical Fruit vodka (imperative)
Mountain Dew Code Red or Strawberry Fanta (Code Red is preferable)
A package of gummi worms
[optional but recommended] Hypnotiq

Throw a shot or so of your tropical fruit vodka into a red cup. Top with your choice of your soda. If you have it splash some Hypnotiq on top and garnish with a gummi worm with bonus points if it slorbs into the drink and curls up at the bottom of your cup. Drink and enjoy and for god's sake eat the gummi worm too. It died for your sins.

This is a drink I like to serve to people who don't like alcohol. You don't taste it. So be careful because my friends and I have all had our experiences of getting way too shitfaced on these! They have a deceptive taste about them and are excellent for breaking the ice at parties. But seriously. Have one and wait a bit to see how you feel. Even in my heavier drinking days these came out of nowhere and slugged me in the head.



My mom won a gift basket at a charity auction recently. Said basket had some nice glasses and a big ol' bag of salt and pepper pistachios. It also had some fucking Ketel One in there. She doesn't drink vodka or really mix her own drinks so it's all mine. And I usually don't buy anything more expensive than Pinnacle Vodka because for $10 it's honestly not terrible for drinking and I definitely use it in cooking. I've been treating myself to some goddamn bitchin' vodka tonics as of late, though.

I bought Mr. Multiples some All-Star Romulan. He has been enjoying the fuck out of it and I actually don't find the smell repulsive. I don't know too much about this strain vs that strain but it actually smells nice. I'm more of an edibles person because smoking has always ended in me puking no matter the amount. I ended up with a good-sized (for me) bag of Glowing Buddha gummi sativa zombies as my free sample during my last dispensary stock-up.

Dosing has seemed more consistent with gummis/tinctures. Maybe it's my imagination.

Now I just want someone to deliver a bag of frozen ore-ida crinkle cut fries so I can cook them and we can share them and dip them in ketchup god damn I want me some crinkle fries.
 
I'm in Los Alamos at the moment.

They have their own independent brewery down here, and their strongest drink is a 9.8% ABV IPA called "I am Death, the Destroyer."

It's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect
 
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I have an update. 7 beers was indeed wow.

I'm still lacking plasma volume, I think. 24 hours my ass.
 
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well its fucking friday.

personnaly im past coutings alcohols.
 
Sunday evening and a uni group project has made me drink. I can type this because autocorrect. I just recorded me playing Binding of Isaac very poorly.

fuck

edit: I also had my first bad high last night and it sucked
 
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Natty Light nights are back. It's been one Hell of a week, and I've earned it.
 
I both posted on the Kiwi Farms drunk, and asked my ex-girlfriend for coffee. I shall see the results of both in the morning. Shomer Shabbos.
 
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I'm having a couple of friends over and one of them brought a bottle of traditional 72.5% absinthe from the Czech Republic. I will die tonight.


Update: Friends have left and left the bottle here. I took a shot. Oh god.

Update two: I am fucked up.

Day-after update: I'm alive with no hangover.
 
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I have drank the most I have done in my life in the shortest period of time and hooboy I almost regret my choices. I was in public and my better half helped me stagger home, where I shortly fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

I have since moved to the bed and started chugging water to hangover-proof myself.
 
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Magpie said:
I have drank the most I have done in my life in the shortest period of time and hooboy I almost regret my choices. I was in public and my better half helped me stagger home, where I shortly fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

I have since moved to the bed and started chugging water to hangover-proof myself.
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Get something to eat, you need to regain your salts as well.
 
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Bogs said:
Get something to eat, you need to regain your salts as well.
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Yeah I've kinda been stuffing my face with biscuits since I got home. I may make some instant ramen once I am a bit more stable on my feet, but until then water, water, and more water.
 
I'm pretty damn plastered right now. Drank a bunch of sangria with my cousin and yeah we had fun. Autocorrect is helping make it seem like I'm not drink though lol

Bout to sleep but I had water so I think I'll be ok
 
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