Drunk / High Thread

This. I have a hard time finding hash where I live in the States. It's too bad because it's a treat I like to enjoy from time to time. Dealers are basically saying people want weed more than hash, and it's too time consuming processing it to make enough money.


Yesterday my mate phoned me to say our usual hash guy (who hasn't had in ages) now has in again. Just hope he doesn't run out before I get paid on Tuesday. Last working day of the month is a shit wage set up. I'll try and get a big enough bit to do me the month.
 
I don't even understand that. Why subject yourself to that? There are enough doctors that write for people who don't have anything wrong with them, why would you actually pay a doctor that isn't going to write you medication for a legitimate problem?

Because insurance sends you to these assholes.
 
Loooots of weed and nitrous baby! I feel power and empathy fear and love they are all one.
Its an arrow through the universe
Why the fuck did you kiwis come into my mind? Im having these thoughts about the universe and then I go on the farms to look up this thread.

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OK Ill try to tell you more: Love/fear its the same arrow through itself. Journey of itself in itself. <- unity

Sober edit: Damn! Weed + nitrous makes a full blown trip! Weak CEVs and very trippy thought pattern. Its not the first time I did this combo but for some reason it was a lot stronger this time.

Has anyone tried weed + salvia D? I think thats up next for me.
 
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I can't remember going to sleep last night but I do remember puking in the middle of the night. It was fucking awesome.
 
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im combining weed/dxm for the first time and all i can think about is hillary clinton and i keep thinking im seeing rows of hillary clintons in my head and its hilarious to me

 
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I rarely drink, but back when I was a teenager, this retard who lived in a halfway house would buy all the kids at our work alcohol. He would buy us 40s and like alize and stuff like that. We would sometimes go to the halfway house he lived at and get drunk, and I mean pretty fucked up.

One night after, we went to Denny's and this waitress was loopy as fuck. She sat down with us and she grabbed my friend's dick and like she tried jerking him off from under his gymshorts leg. He probably would have let her but his girlfriend was there so he pushed her away. We saw the cook in the back and he looked like Ron Jeremy, so we kept yelling Ron because we were drunk, obnoxious teenagers. He came out an humored us and even brought the food out and asked us to settle down. We kept shouting "RON" and "RON JERMEMY" and he came back and was like "that's ENOUGH" and the waitress shooed him to the back. We kept doing it and he went outside around the building and started smoking a cigarette by the window, looking at my friend. We were giggling at him like retarded, drunk teenagers not imtimidated by his act, so he came in and came up to our table and was like "I AM THE MANAGER AND THE COOK. NO ONE IS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE TO HELP YOU IF I DECIDE TO KICK YOUR ASS" while pointing at my friend. Things got kinda tense but we were still chuckling. He turned to go towards the back and as he got half way there my friend was like "RON JEREMY" and I was almost on the floor crying laughing so hard. The guy picked up a bus tote and threw it at our table and stomped to the back. My friend screamed out "RON JEREMY" one last time and we didn't see him again. We just left money for the bill and the tip on the counter.

So we go to leave and the dude was in the back, tossing trash in the dumpster. He sees us going to my car and he was like "hey I want to talk to you kids, hold up" and as he threw the last bag, the knot came loose and all this garbage juice and shit just emptied out on his head and chest. We just got in the care and left, there was no topping that.
 
9 times out of 10, I can't drink vodka without going supermodel.

I got a six pack of Yuengling a few hours ago, I'm on my 5th one as I'm typing this.
 
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I've just gone through two glasses of Gin and Blueberry Fanta . Hey, I like to experiment with mixed drinks sometimes. inb4 Orange Fanta jokes! lol

I'm far more likely to powerlevel myself when I'm drinking. Keep that in mind, stalkers. =p
 
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I've just gone through two glasses of Gin and Blueberry Fanta . Hey, I like to experiment with mixed drinks sometimes. inb4 Orange Fanta jokes! lol

I'm far more likely to powerlevel myself when I'm drinking. Keep that in mind, stalkers. =p

Apologize for double posting. And don't say you were drunk.
 
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Third time is the charm I guess. Tried yet another edible and it felt pretty great. Sense of touch was pretty whacked out in a good way, like I could feel a lot more from head to toe. No terrible side effects this time so I was able to get the most out of it. Lasted a solid 4 hours too. Was kind of hard to think straight or control myself though. Harder than when I get drunk tbh. Was very weird and distressing. Not sure I like that too much.
 
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