Drunk / High Thread

>boss invited us out for party
>drunker than I've been in yeRs
>also smoked pit for the first tin in like right years
>probably said some really Inappropriate shit to female coworker and voss
>just puked my fucking guys oit
>have to be at work at 7:00

Oops

I've made some very serious c mistakes in the last six hours

Edit I'm not sitting you I just woke up sitting Indian style in front of the toilet with my head resting on the rim. This week has also got me fucked up something crazy. First I've smoked in like eight years and had 10 beers before first time I drank in like a year and s half. Also really really legit scared I groped this chick without her concentrate

Edit 2 why won't you niggers give me asspats I need to be consoled
 
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ForgedBlades said:
I've made some very serious c mistakes in the last six hours

Edit I'm not sitting you I just woke up sitting Indian style in front of the toilet with my head resting on the rim. This week has also got me fucked up something crazy. First I've smoked in like eight years and had 10 beers before first time I drank in like a year and s half. Also really really legit scared I groped this chick without her concentrate

Edit 2 why won't you niggers give me asspats I need to be consoled
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why don't you take a seat
 
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My lady and myself had Maker's Mark for lunch today and passed out around 3pm. Now we are both in bed. Once we realized we would have fucked up sleep schedules if we couldn't sleep tonight, we figured it was in our best interest tonight to get fucked up and pass out again.

3 beers (9%) 2 double shots of fireball, I smoked a bowl she did edibles, and we both took a lick of Molly, and now I'm here!!!! Unironically for the first time.
 
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ForgedBlades said:
>boss invited us out for party
>drunker than I've been in yeRs
>also smoked pit for the first tin in like right years
>probably said some really Inappropriate shit to female coworker and voss
>just puked my fucking guys oit
>have to be at work at 7:00

Oops
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lol I worked for sjws once (don't ever do this, btw) and we were a remote company. Remote work is retarded.

Advice: don't ever put the work apps on your phone.

There's this whole thing in San Fran now where everyone's just a chill hipster doing work from the bar on thursday night at 9PM. Like you just wake up at all hours of the day, clock an hour or two, just waddaever bro, just doing some work dude. And it somehow churns out a productive company. Which is retarded, of course, and most of the successful companies do actually have normal hours.

But yeah, anyway, so one time:

I knew I worked with sjws (we ran a user submitted porn site and a dating site alongside it, and one dude was like "can we ban racial / physical sex stuff in profiles". basically "asian girls" and "cis dudes only" are banned on the site lol)

So I knew I had to be careful. Anyway, I got drunk, and I woke up with the feeling that I said something offensive, but I had no memory of what. I woke up to my sjw coworker (he wanted to ban the word "guys" at some point) saying YOU HAVE TO DELETE THIS NOW.

Someone deleted it for me and I never learned what I said wrong. I was on a rhodesia kick at the time, so I suspect that was part of it.

Heh, also, we had an IRL work meetup in europe (most of them were european), and one of my coworkers came out to me as a Libertarian. He was like german or some shit, so that's super haram.

Anyway, don't mix work and pleasure.
 
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Came back from work to bourbon, a joint and a new Dick Show episode. Life can be good sometimes.
 
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Currently drinking wine and listening to Leonard Cohen while wondering what to do with my life other than reading about exceptional individuals online.(:_(
Any fellow kiwis getting drunk on a Monday?
 
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Marijuana makes a fine sleep aid. I like to treat it as a luxury item with other libations, so that I don't overindulge. I'm also insecure about potentially associating myself with stoner culture, but lol literally no 1 care.
 
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I'm getting ready to stream some art, and am drinking this vodka and soda mix up hoping it contributes to some lulz.
I got drunk yesterday off one long island iced tea and spent 30 minutes away from everyone else in the bathroom wondering what i did wrong in my life to deserve that stomach pain.

But then I ate some steak fries when i got back to them and everything was good again <3
 
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This just happened, wish it didn't but it did. Going with the easiest way to explain it before going to bed just now.

>Be me, at a local bar with a very close friend
>Friend is going through rough times
>Drops that his cousin is abusing heroin
>Trying to understand and be there for him
>Tells me he feels better, somewhat
>Suddently he needs to puke
>Uses one of the empty glasses to puke into
>I pass my empty glass after he filled up his own
>He fills it up very quickly as well
>Starts puking onto the floor
>Random guy suddenly appears
>Owner of the place knows me and my parents
>Random guy might be the son of the owner
>He starts punching my friend for whatever reason
>While my friend is being moved to the bathroom I lose it
>Waits until no one is looking at our direction
>Delivers a sudden punch to random guy's face that nearly knocks him over
>Rushes over quickly towards the bathroom
>Guy wants to fuck me up super hard time
>Everyone is holding him back while I am trying to control my friend
>We both get kicked out
>"You can come back in but your friend is too drunk"
>End up at my place

I fucking don't want this in so many ways, but at the same time; What the fuck can you do when it's been life for such a long time, really.
 
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