Drunk / High Thread

I'm high as shit, listening to freebird and eating pork rinds :semperfi:

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This is on my wall.
 
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When ur high as balls but ur doggo is woofin.
"Walkies!" She harumph and scratch de door.
You put down ur loaded bong, get off ur mellow bum and take ur woofer for a trottin.
For you too are a good girl.
Who's a good girl?
We are.
 
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My bf got high for the first time last week. I had people over so we could smoke while mi familia was gone. This motherfucker wouldn't stop eating everything and laughing- he wouldn't stop crying when i spit my tea out of my mouth.

That was the best tea i ever had. Shit was sweet asf. 15/10
 
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genuinely considered drinking eye drops the other day because i was thirsty and didn't want to leave my room
 
Faggot Gift said:
Has anyone else drank straight up kratom in water and can agree with me that it's the worst thing they've ever tasted? Please?
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You're supposed to drink some water so your mouth isn't dry, eat a spoonful then drink it down with a lotta water.
 
Coleman Francis said:
You're supposed to drink some water so your mouth isn't dry, eat a spoonful then drink it down with a lotta water.
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the only way to seriously take kratom long term is capsule imo. tossing and washing is fucking disgusting and you will, at one point, find yourself spitting your dose all over your kitchen as your body revolts and wondering wtf you are doing with your life.

on a gross scale of drugs fresh san pedro pulp juice is a 10/10 on the level of disgusting. It took me over 30 minutes with constant puffs on a bowl to get that shit down. Trip was fun but holy fuck that was gross.

Kratom is not that bad but it's bad. I'd say Kratom is like 8/10 on the gross scale.
 
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thejackal said:
the only way to seriously take kratom long term is capsule imo. tossing and washing is fucking disgusting and you will, at one point, find yourself spitting your dose all over your kitchen as your body revolts and wondering wtf you are doing with your life.

on a gross scale of drugs fresh san pedro pulp juice is a 10/10 on the level of disgusting. It took me over 30 minutes with constant puffs on a bowl to get that shit down. Trip was fun but holy fuck that was gross.

Kratom is not that bad but it's bad. I'd say Kratom is like 8/10 on the gross scale.
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Plus, it's garbage in the first place.

Oh and eating mushrooms is also pretty gross. Even making iced tea with mushrooms is questionable. While it tastes pretty good with sugar and lemon, burping afterwards and tasting mushrooms is pretty revolting.
 
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Coleman Francis said:
Plus, it's garbage in the first place.

Oh and eating mushrooms is also pretty gross. Even making iced tea with mushrooms is questionable. While it tastes pretty good with sugar and lemon, burping afterwards and tasting mushrooms is pretty revolting.
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Eh, I put shrooms on pizza during my first trip, and I also don't mind eating them straight-up either.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Eh, I put shrooms on pizza during my first trip, and I also don't mind eating them straight-up either.
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I remember as a kid picking them right out of the ground and eating them without any issue, but they taste awful to me now, idk what changed.
 
When I took shrooms once with 3 friends, myself and one dude thought it tasted fine, like really stale butter-less popcorn, while the other two gagged and could barely eat it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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@Xetzyr -- yea not bad but too much volume with the pizza for me.

Best way to take shrooms is to grind them up and then make little .5 gram caramels. Personally as I've gotten older my stomach has gotten weaker and I have memories of retching on shrooms (do not use earl gray tea my goodness that is some rank shit) so I gotta baby my stomach.

That said, cyans are pretty easy to gobble down a gram or so. Very powerful little buggers. Cubensis are gross and obviously you have to eat more. I've had fresh cubensis one time and that was pretty amazing. Tasted pretty much like a button mushroom.

I always laugh when on shrooms and I'm having a good trip and my gut is telling me I'm ready for a beer, and then an hour later I find myself still sipping that same beer or even better I've been carrying the empty around for 20-30 minutes.
 
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Does anyone know how to make weed more effective (without adding other drugs)? I've been smoking for a while now and have a pretty large tolerance for it, so bongs don't really do too much for me anymore. :(
 
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ChikoForce said:
Does anyone know how to make weed more effective (without adding other drugs)? I've been smoking for a while now and have a pretty large tolerance for it, so bongs don't really do too much for me anymore. :(
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Take a t-break and come back to it after a certain amount of time.

EDIT: Realized how redundant that sounds. Whatever, I was tired.
 
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