Drunk / High Thread

Every straightedge faggot I’ve ever met was a daggot who wanted to talk about shit bands like Minor Threat and Alkaline Trio. They would come to parties just to have a bad time. Getting drunk and high is great, no straight edger can be ever in a undisrepute that. fycj


Anyway, I’m drunk right now. You guys are the best. Keep posting in the Historical Images thread, that is lowkey the best thread in the universe.
 
Russian Standard has been my go-to vodka since I started drinking and now I'm feeling like all the Cuban cigar fans did 60 years ago. I really hope I'll be able to spend a few hundred dollars on it at local stores in the next month and get a giant collection of it (and other Russian vodka, some of it I'm pissed I never got to try because I'm not rich enough to spend 50 bucks a bottle on vodka) that will last years and years. All I have now is an almost empty bottle plus one spare one.

And I don't care about the morality of drinking it, if North Korea sold some awesome rice wine or soju or whatever in the US I'd drink that too. Fuck you, government bastards.
 
Guys, this has happened to me more than I want to admit so don't say PLAN AHEAD cause that is not helpful :)

With that out of the way, I enjoy an early drunk on my day off but I inevitably don't have enough cigarettes to last me through the whole morning/early PM hours of cheap ass pissbeer and Pantera on the rotation. I resort to smoking bowls just to keep myself occupied. No, masturbation does not help. Should I invest in tweakeresque chain mail supplies for the inevitable, or expand on my beading hobby that could easily spiral out of control due to my shopping addiction? Or should I just continue online gambling? Thoughts?

this is an official shitpost brought to you by Camel Lights, PBR and unchecked aggression.
 
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