Drunk / High Thread

I only took five hits today, and I'm already a little smacked. I'll see how the rest of the day goes.
Kurosaki Ichigo said:
I tripped HARD for the first time ever today after I tried wax for the first time. I swear to fuck I knocked out after coughing up half a lung and the next thing I know I hear someone screaming "WHERE AM I" and I'm struggling to crawl to the edge of the couch to figure out where it's coming from. It felt like the more I tried crawling the farther that edge is. And I realize, that's me screaming. I never want to do that again.

Apparently the music to this set me off.

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Really? When I tried wax for the first time, I took four big-ass hits, coughed up a lung, and still knew where I was despite tripping and some serious tunnel vision. Still, it sucks what happened to you.
 
Sexy Times Hitler said:
Really? When I tried wax for the first time, I took four big-ass hits, coughed up a lung, and still knew where I was despite tripping and some serious tunnel vision. Still, it sucks what happened to you.
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The friend who gave me it has a certain philosophy when it comes to drugs: you gotta get pushed into the deep end to learn how to swim. Of course he had no idea just how I'd react and brought me back to earth when I flipped. I smoke on rare occasions so that may have also been a factor.
 
High in the sky and feelin' fine. Saw mother! today, which gave me a lot to think about when everyone in my apartment got smacked.

The apartments I moved into turn into goddamn block parties every weekend. I made a really good call with moving.
 
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Smoked a bowl with my friend, and now for whatever reason I'm thinking about us upstate in a cabin, chilling on a porch and smoking bowls as the moon comes up.

I swear this isn't a gay thing.
 
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Currently sipping on my third homemade Screwdriver, made from Smirnoff Blue Label vodka and store brand orange juice. It's actually pretty good and I'm starting to feel a buzz. Blue Label is 100 proof, so you start feeling it quicker.
 
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I'm drinking a Hurricane 40. It's perfect because it's cheap and gets you nice and tipsy.
 
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High as fuck, am loving this poster.
 
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High in the sky, changed my title to a stupid in-joke with my friends, no regrets.
 
Got high every day from Monday to Friday, and breakfast looks like jam on toast with a beer. I'm pretty sure I'm a full-blown stoner now.

EDIT: This is a pretty slamming song when you're baked. Or even when you're sober.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Got high every day from Monday to Friday, and breakfast looks like jam on toast with a beer. I'm pretty sure I'm a full-blown stoner now.

EDIT: This is a pretty slamming song when you're baked. Or even when you're sober.
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Idk man. I eat 2 eggs on toast with jam every morning and I literally can never get tired of it. Anyway I'm drinking Blackheart rum tonight and playing Warhammer 2. Fun times
 
Marvin said:
He believes he's got psychic powers, yes. He's getting into this magic shit hardcore. Someone needs to introduce him to wicca on tumblr. Then Chris will start calling himself a high functionally autistic lesbian transwitch.
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Huh, a transwitch.

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a person who believes they're a sandwich
OR
a transperson who believes they're a witch?
 
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On a scale from 1 to I can't feel my legs, I'm at "everything seems funny" right now.
 
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