Drunk / High Thread

i drank 70% of a 750ml bottle of jager in about 8 hours (i was going for a constant low buzz) and god dammit now i'm sober again. i get a bit drunk right at the end and bam, now i'm sober. i'm saving the last two shots for tomorrow. and then i'm gonna get more booze.

god dammit i hate being sober.
 
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so, i got a little bit drunk a few times "yesterday" and it was disappointing. today i got a disproportionate hangover.

what the fuck is this bullshit. i don't deserve this.

tomorrow i'm getting more booze. it would have been today but...i wasn't really expecting this bullshit.
 
Happy New Year, everyone. Now I must drink even more. See you all on the other side!

I love you all.
 
I'm not under the influence but I thought this would be a delight for those of you who are.
 
you have no idea how happy i am right now

at peace with the world

you also have no idea how much i gotta proofread and edit my posts

but who cares

it's more than worth it
 
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Tonight we smoke all the weed we have before midnight including the kief catch. I'll see you on other side my friends.
 
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I think that a vampire could get drunk off of my blood right now. I also have no fucking idea why I'm thinking about vampires on New Year's Day.
 
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Been drinking this beer and homebrew wine for new years. If you ever find yourself in Portland, I highly recommended this porter.
 
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i already knew this but there's no reason for me to post here sober.

so i'm not gonna.
 
Having a Rogue Farms Marionberry Braggart.

It's actually been four years to the month that I kicked my opioid/benzo habit that literally almost killed me

yeeeeyyyy
 
Been smoking some good Maui Wowie from my favorite spoon pipe and new Zippo and flipping through the different colors for my backlit keypad that I got for my iPad.
 
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guys.....................................................................................................................
 
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I decided to finish off my bottle of bourbon thinking there were like two shots left, but I realized that was some serious underestimating after pouring the whole thing into a party cup to mix with coke. This will be fun

edit: holy fuck
 
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I fried my liver over break. Got super drunk, tried to grab my girlfriend's friend's boobs at a party, had a few gay moments, yelled at my parents, threatened to move in with a gay stranger, got hungover, puked everywhere. Got drunk on New Years, almost puked martinis, no hangover. Drunk later on, homoeroticism returned, almost tried to kiss an awkward girl who didn't speak, and no hangover. Now I've been sick. So no alcohol for me.

Making ghost pepper vodka out of "Kamchatka." The cheapest vodka I could find. With a crushed ghost pepper in it. Shits gonna burn in more ways than it normally does.
 
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Anathe said:
I fried my liver over break. Got super drunk, tried to grab my girlfriend's friend's boobs at a party, had a few gay moments, yelled at my parents, threatened to move in with a gay stranger, got hungover, puked everywhere. Got drunk on New Years, almost puked martinis, no hangover. Drunk later on, homoeroticism returned, almost tried to kiss an awkward girl who didn't speak, and no hangover. Now I've been sick. So no alcohol for me.

Making ghost pepper vodka out of "Kamchatka." The cheapest vodka I could find. With a crushed ghost pepper in it. Shits gonna burn in more ways than it normally does.
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Get some help, bro.
 
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