Drunk / High Thread

I'm an honest man, I try to read as many of your posts as possible. But frankly, I'm very drunk and can't read very well. Thanks God for spell-check. If anybody can point me in the direction of Vat-69, that'd be great...
 
tbh I've come to the conclusion that if God wanted me to stop drinking he'd make my life bearable sans booze so technically I'm actually honouring God's will by drinking to excess
come to the side of the Lord lads it's an emancipating sensation
 
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I forgot to say the other week I tried cocaine for the first time. Got a little bit from a friend for free and snorted 4 small lines (2 in each nostril).

I'd been wanting to try it for a while and I'm glad I did. I wouldn't actually pay for it though, it's way too expensive. I got the effects like a head rush, numbed mouth (could still talk, actually I was a bit more talkative) fidgety movement, increased body temperature and heart rate, etc.

I still prefer weed and psychedelics to any other drug I've tried and have never done anything else regularly.
 
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My eyes are pink from drunkenness, but they're not pink enough to not notice how hideous the pores on my nose are. I wish it were socially acceptable to wear a burlap sack on my head in public. It just seems backward that I can horrify children with my repulsive face but the second I try to hide it with a simple cloth, suddenly I'M the weirdo.
 
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Just got wayyy high and watched the Eric Andre show, it's even more retarded that way. Then came an hour long couchlock listening to Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Gorillaz and covers Cage the Elephant. Meanwhile, sober me left a bag of chips for high me. This shit is what I get stoned for.
 
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WEEDle said:
I'd been wanting to try it for a while and I'm glad I did. I wouldn't actually pay for it though, it's way too expensive. I got the effects like a head rush, numbed mouth (could still talk, actually I was a bit more talkative) fidgety movement, increased body temperature and heart rate, etc.
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My pet gerbil told me that cocaine gives the absolute worse cottonmouth ever. While weed just makes your saliva go away, coke erases the concept of moisture from the universe.

He also said coke made him feel/act like Charlie Sheen.
 
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Last Saturday I smoked weed with a fellow kiwi and we watched contra's new video for laughs. And then we watched some other tranny youtubers prattle on about transphobia.

Also I realized that Milo Stewart is probably the most ugly person I've ever seen without having an outright deformity like a scar or a boil or a ugly nose or something.
 
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Someone diagnose my autism.

I'm drunk right now, which is a very rare occurrence for me, it happens MAYBE twice a year. I drug myself against every fiber of my being to an "office" picnic this afternoon and immediately had a beer shoved in my hand. Considering I never drink, I was completely off my ass after 2 of them and was immediately transformed from my cynical, silent, intensely introverted self into a hilarious, talkative, warm, touchy-feely, charismatic guy. I'm not even blowing smoke up my own ass, I am the greatest drunk in the entire world, confirmed multiple times over by many different groups of people.

I was eventually invited to hang out with my co-workers tomorrow, an offer never extended before, as they have never seen that side of me before, and as I'm sobering up now, I'm already trying to come up with an excuse to get out of it.

Why, though? What am I afraid of? Why would I rather spend my weekends sitting alone in the dark, lurking here and on 4chan than having fun and possibly getting my dick wet? What the fuck is wrong with me?
 
Eva Braun and I hit the bowl and made mac & cheese before we went to a party. We just narrowly avoided being hassled by the cops on the way back.
ForgedBlades said:
Someone diagnose my autism.

I'm drunk right now, which is a very rare occurrence for me, it happens MAYBE twice a year. I drug myself against every fiber of my being to an "office" picnic this afternoon and immediately had a beer shoved in my hand. Considering I never drink, I was completely off my ass after 2 of them and was immediately transformed from my cynical, silent, intensely introverted self into a hilarious, talkative, warm, touchy-feely, charismatic guy. I'm not even blowing smoke up my own ass, I am the greatest drunk in the entire world, confirmed multiple times over by many different groups of people.

I was eventually invited to hang out with my co-workers tomorrow, an offer never extended before, as they have never seen that side of me before, and as I'm sobering up now, I'm already trying to come up with an excuse to get out of it.

Why, though? What am I afraid of? Why would I rather spend my weekends sitting alone in the dark, lurking here and on 4chan than having fun and possibly getting my dick wet? What the fuck is wrong with me?
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That's Dutch Courage speaking.
 
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DEMON QUEEN - Vodka (Ft Chuck Steaks & Joe1)

available on cd and lp at www.radcult.net artist: DEMON QUEEN album: Exorcise Tape label: Rad Cult lyrics by Zackey Force Funk & Chuck Steaks music by TOBACC...
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I'm drunk on vodka but I don't feel particularly goofy. I'm still rational enough to realize that my current socks with sandals look is abhorrent, I want my money back!
 
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