Drunk / High Thread

God, I love this song so much while I'm high. It's very sexy.
 
I'm flying in the sky right now. I am so fucking ripped. First time I smoked weed in 3 months. I feel awesome.
 
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from now on i'm just going to get the 1.7 l bottles of liquor and refill the little 12oz bottles

and keep them by my computer.

just monarch vodka and fireball for me tonight again, but i have simple tastes.

and screwdrivers and herbal teas, because isn't that quaint.
 
that 750ml bottle of fireball - it was largely untouched for a few days while i worked on all that vodka, but today my bro and i obliterated like 3/4 of it AT LEAST. wow. better take it easy.

just watchin' netflix.

you have no idea how many times i had to rewrite this post
 
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my bro got this excellent local-ish wine (from homer, ak) made with berries. really good stuff.

but on days like these i sip a vodka/water mix and read shit on reddit.
 
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tfw out of vodka and someone brought home a big thing of v8.

but on the plus side i got a 1.7 l bottle of fireball.

1.7 l fireball = $36
1.7 l vodka = $20

usually i'd get both but i'm on a bit of a budget and i went for the fireball because it comes in a better bottle and fireball's the official drink of netflix night.

drank 7-8oz, still sober.

...it's time to get a new job.

edit: v8 + fireball = interesting

it's good to try new things
 
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(I didn't draw this, but this is meeeeeeee right nowwwww *yawn*)
 
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Try getting stoned, watch this video and dance to it. Try to do it and NOT have a retard grin on your face. I DARE YOU *yawn*
 
wow i go through fireball fast.

anyway it's super hella good with almondmilk. tastes like eggnog. that i can have.
 
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After over two weeks of not smoking weed, I was finally able to get a couple grams of Blue God. Blasted out of my mind while I eat tacos and tater tots.
 
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Oh fuck, I'm pretty high. I finished the rest of my edibles. I'm surprisingly able to do genetics pretty well. I have to read for a class. I'm pretty focused, but kind of tired. I'm going to take a break and finish reading and the rest of my genetics, and hopefully get to bed by 1 AM.
 
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A few nights ago, I did pot for the first time. I don't know why, but I was so fucking scared, my heart was racing. I'm about to do it again in a couple minutes; I hope I'll be more relaxed now that I know what to expect. Just gotta remember it never killed anyone, and that it's like a roller coaster: thrilling but fun.

Now I've just gotta stop talking about it and just do it. I want this.

Last time, my first symptom was that I couldn't feel my mouth. Just have to get through that, and the thought that it will never end...
 
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A few nights ago, I did pot for the first time. I don't know why, but I was so fucking scared, my heart was racing. I'm about to do it again in a couple minutes; I hope I'll be more relaxed now that I know what to expect. Just gotta remember it never killed anyone, and that it's like a roller coaster: thrilling but fun.

Now I've just gotta stop talking about it and just do it. I want this.

Last time, my first symptom was that I couldn't feel my mouth. Just have to get through that, and the thought that it will never end...
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Oh man...the first time toking. Such memories. Pot is awesome and I wish I could do it more. I like it far more than anything else. If I could have cannabis anytime I wanted I'd never touch anything else.
 
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Burned through a kiefy bowl. Now eating Guinness-cooked shepherd's pie while I drink the rest of the pint. Is awesome. *yawn*
 
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