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I'm jelly bro. This is how I'm spending my night, but I'd rather be doing what you're doing. Too bad you're on the other side of the country from me or else I'd see if I could join you.
Drunk / High Thread
- Thread starter Sanic
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I'm jelly bro. This is how I'm spending my night, but I'd rather be doing what you're doing. Too bad you're on the other side of the country from me or else I'd see if I could join you.
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- Sep 3, 2014
Poker, beer and cool jazz scheduled for tonight.
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- Feb 9, 2013
I'm drinking goldschlager because I've got a vodka bottle full of it because I made a bong out of a goldschlager bottle and I didn't want to waste the goldschlager, but I also probably shouldn't operate power tools drunk. (Well, to be faire, I had a bottle on hand anyway, but I broke it while drilling it to make the bong, so I had to buy another bottle but I thought it'd be shitty to waste a bunch of schnapps like that. Gay, faggy gold flakes aside.)
Also I'm eating macaroni and cheese. Btw, spiral mac and cheese sucks. Worst noodle shape ever.
Also I'm eating macaroni and cheese. Btw, spiral mac and cheese sucks. Worst noodle shape ever.
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- Sep 26, 2014
It's Spring Break, and I have a fresh bottle of Gilbey's Gin and OranGINa for mixing. A subtle start, but I'm content.
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- Aug 22, 2014
Anybody out there fuckin with that tallcan & zan combo? I'm fuckin wrecked haha
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I'm jealous too. In my college years, my husband and I had a bong made from a Simply Orange bottle, a broken sipper bottle nozzle, and some tin foil. It hit like a Mack truck but got stained and warped and we ended up throwing it out after a couple weeks.
Nowhere near as classy as goldschlager though.I've really wanted to make a bong out of a Mexi-Coke bottle for a while.
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I'm pretty much going to make an etsy thing where I drill liquor bottles, drink the contents and sell you the bottles for a premium. It's the perfect business model. I'm gonna be tits deep in money.I'm jealous too. In my college years, my husband and I had a bong made from a Simply Orange bottle, a broken sipper bottle nozzle, and some tin foil. It hit like a Mack truck but got stained and warped and we ended up throwing it out after a couple weeks.
I've really wanted to make a bong out of a Mexi-Coke bottle for a while.
PS I'm stoned on my goldschlager bong
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I had to drive drunk and I had sour gummi beras from the gas station.
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- Aug 22, 2014
my dad got killed by a drunk driver, never drink and drive dude.
drink & don't drive.
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- Mar 21, 2013
today i sprung on some jager. my bro will be pleased.
vodka is for drinking alone, jager and fireball are for sharing.
remember that now.
vodka is for drinking alone, jager and fireball are for sharing.
remember that now.
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Gettin drunk on Fireball after a long day at work. Also high on Banana Kush and Cheesequake.
Picklechu
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I want some Fireball but I'm too drunk and alone to obtain it. This is the South, dammit, Fireball is one those things I have to have like water or oxygen. 
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- Sep 19, 2013
You folks and your fireball and goldschlager. I can't drink that shit. Makes me queasy. I'll stick to straight vodka and whiskey for when I drink. Tho lately I've just been high. Don't drink much these days.
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Framer mom drugs are better for you anyway.
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I'm almost out of weed
That's like a really skinny joint's worth. Like a toothpick.I'm gonna be smoking roaches for the next few days. Heh, my sister strongly hinted to me that she's making me weed brownies for my birthday in the next few days. Which is a bangin birthday present.
anyway...
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Dos Equis isn't the best beer, but that's what I'm drinking tonight. NIN and Down are good drunk music.