Drunk / High Thread

[hm yeah]

regular jager and iced tea go VERY well together.

i'll try regular jager and hot black tea together sometime.

 

[Dalish]

have been smoking weed out of solomon grundy (our gay ass pipe o k) and playing dragon age for like a week

i also can't stop laughing or sending all my friends this

 

[Arkangel]

Yesterday I bought a bottle of Vodka to do some "Spring Drinking" for spring break. My body was so used to drinking wine all this time that I could barely stomach 3 cocktails before I called it quits. I think it was all the sugar content in the mixers I was using. I need to find better, low-sugar mixers next time.

 

[hm yeah]

confirming that jager and hot black tea go nicely together.

anyway, vodka days are here again.

edit: @Ziltoid

tea, tea, tea!!!
apple cinnamon / fireball
black tea / jager
good earth sweet and spicy / jager spice
peppermint / peppermint schnapps
any citrus tea / vodka

 

[Marvin]

have been smoking weed out of solomon grundy (our gay ass pipe o k) and playing dragon age for like a week

i also can't stop laughing or sending all my friends this

I thought it was better before I turned the music on, because it looked like an action film scene.

holy shit, this is the funniest shit ever:

listen to this song in the background while you read the sluthate thread. (it helps if you sway side to side, and grin like a retard, while you do it.)

focus on the parts of the thread where the sluthaters are getting worked up in a frenzy about their nonexistent problems

 

[AnimuGinger]

Post clinical dehydration = Tipsy after 1 drink. Tomorrow will be interesting.

 

[Dalish]

im really high and i cant fucking stop laughing because billy corgan looks like a video game character
maybe that's why the smashing pumpkins haven't broken up yet
because billy corgan has been too busy being in a video game

Spoiler: ?????

 

[Avocado]

A couple shots of Red Stag and several more of pink lemonade vodka. I'm all right.

 

[Metal Sink]

whoa dudes

so i was out skating for a midnight dew and i bump into my friends from high school, they're on their way to rip the bong. i join them and they shout me this big bag of weed, and this is my first time using a bong proper. put the weed in the cone piece, breathed into the bong and blew off the weed from the cone and also splashing water on it. dry it out, put it back in; lit that shit, kinda like ingested shit tonnes of smoke, passed it around.

chilled out on the sidewalk, freestyle rap battling like fools, and one of my friends accidentally running over a giant toad (yes, australia has these) using my skateboard. they convinced me i needed to drink the bong water as a ritual for my first bong rip, so i go through with it. i sipped some of the bong water, feeling like i was about to regret it, and i actually really enjoyed the taste and skulled the whole thing down. hysterical laughter, i've clearly made their night. my brothers get home, from work, they notice me sitting around these guys. i try to hide to make sure they don't see me, they come outside, so i go up to them. tried my best to rationally explain what i was doing and how it came about (without mentioning weed), thinking i was tricking them into believing i wasn't high. i say goodbye to me mates since it was late anyway, i come inside and i come up to my brothers who are talking. my oldest brother looks me right in the eyes and realises i am #t-blaesed, my other brother noted my eyes were redder than the devil.

at first i was like, "oh no :c" – but then my oldest brother's like "nah m8 i don't give a shit, bound to happen" and my other brother's insisting that he's going to sleep. however, my brothers thought that they should keep me company and hang out, so we go into my brother's room, play smash bros and listen to domo genesis. my oldest brother starts casually toking up, this is actually happening. we a few games of smash bros, talked a little about things such as SJWs, music, culture, government. shit was so trill.

brothers grew tired, we departed and here i am now. oh and i had doritos earlier and check this shit out

Spoiler: my swag levels cannot be contained

 

[Carlos Thin]

I'm about to go get fucked up. Wish me luck.

 

[Dalish]

being high on the train is my favorite thing ever just smoked a couple bats before my long ass commute home

train creatures abound

 

[Marvin]

being high on the train is my favorite thing ever just smoked a couple bats before my long ass commute home

train creatures abound

Jealous

 

[Marvin]

I woke up. My room is a mess. I'm afraid to open my mouth because I know it'll taste terrible. I spilled water everywhere.

But I do have an empty maker's mark bottle I can make into a bong! Gonna hit up the head shop now.

Also, I lost the saturday pill holder in my pill hopper. I think my cat might've eaten my seizure medication. We'll see if she starts acting loopy today.

 

[Sanic]

I woke up. My room is a mess. I'm afraid to open my mouth because I know it'll taste terrible. I spilled water everywhere.

But I do have an empty maker's mark bottle I can make into a bong! Gonna hit up the head shop now.

Also, I lost the saturday pill holder in my pill hopper. I think my cat might've eaten my seizure medication. We'll see if she starts acting loopy today.

Dude, I hope your cat is okay.

 

[Dalish]

woke up
immediately rolled over and hit a pipe
repeat
write a term paper

 

[Marvin]

Dude, I hope your cat is okay.

Yeah, I didn't actually think she ate it. It was more that my pills were missing. I don't think it's a huge worry, but it still makes me anxious.

I found most of the pills, but there's still one missing. I think the medicine that I take is pretty safe. I was more worried that there's some weird interaction with cat physiology that'll cause problems. (Like how some medications can cause dogs liver problems.) But apparently there have been studies involving cats and this medication, so there's probably nothing to worry about.

Anyway!

Spoiler: new bong

 

[Sanic]

Yeah, I didn't actually think she ate it. It was more that my pills were missing. I don't think it's a huge worry, but it still makes me anxious.

I found most of the pills, but there's still one missing. I think the medicine that I take is pretty safe. I was more worried that there's some weird interaction with cat physiology that'll cause problems. (Like how some medications can cause dogs liver problems.) But apparently there have been studies involving cats and this medication, so there's probably nothing to worry about.

Anyway!

Spoiler: new bong

Marvin, that thing is amazing. : O

 

[Dalish]

I NEED TO INHALE MARIJUANA FROM THERE IMMEDIATELY

 

[Marvin]

Marvin, that thing is amazing. : O

Haha, thanks.

I've made other ones before too.

Spoiler: goldschlager

Spoiler: corazon

The corazon bottle is great because of the little lip on the top gives it a great little handle to hold on to. The goldschlager bottle has a very stable base. And of course, they both hit like champs.

Like, I used to be impressed by expensive pieces. Too cheap to buy one myself, of course, but they always looked super awesome. But forget that nonsense: I can get a bottle of goldschlager for $28, a really nice downstem and a bowl (with the rubber grommet included) for like $40. I'll have a $70 bong that hits like a $200 bong.

I NEED TO INHALE MARIJUANA FROM THERE IMMEDIATELY

I'll be documenting its inaugural voyage in here tonight.

 

[sm0t]

Husband and I are getting baked, baking (non-pot) cookies, and about to go down to a big park near our place. Not a bad way to spend my first Saturday off in a while.