Drunk / High Thread

Marvin said:
Bookmarked.

Although, to be honest, I'm not terribly impressed by the really fancy weed food. Like, it looks and sounds delicious, but to me, I love to enjoy delicious food after I'm high. Using delicious food to get high seems like a waste of delicious food. Getting high, waiting a bit and then enjoying some delicious food is way better to me.

Like, I love to get stoned, wait 20 minutes, and then get some fried chicken.
Click to expand...

yeaaaah, after realizing how much work this was gonna be, I decided to do bar cookies, melt some chocolate with butter INTO them so the dose would be higher for each cookie.

plus, easier to make my money back *yawn*
 
  • Like
Reactions: dabluearmedbandit and Marvin
Pinot Grigio. Who likes it? I know it's basic bitch wine but tonight I was showing Heartsweet different wines and decided: let's go with Pinot grigggg.
After introducing white Zinfandel, one time made Heartsweet drink Lambrusco with my friends. Lambrusco doesn't count.
Wine affiecianados please weigh in. Opinions are important.
 
  • Autistic
  • Feels
Reactions: Dan Abrams and AN/ALR56
My girlfriend is visiting her parents for the weekend. I'm getting ready to go to my friends house and get retarded high school levels of drunk, because I don't need to be able to drive someone home at the end of the night , I can pass out in the lawn like a real man.
 

Attachments

  • WP_20150316_001.jpg
    WP_20150316_001.jpg
    1.6 MB · Views: 91
  • DRINK!
  • Like
Reactions: Picklechu and Marvin
trashy af, but meijer had those shitty bud light "whatever-ber-ritas" on sale 2/5, so I bought a ton and drank them. i forgot how fast this things seem to hit me. this is worse than 4-loko night.

my face. i can't feeeeel my faceeee.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Marvin
Anathe said:
trashy af, but meijer had those shitty bud light "whatever-ber-ritas" on sale 2/5, so I bought a ton and drank them. i forgot how fast this things seem to hit me. this is worse than 4-loko night.

my face. i can't feeeeel my faceeee.
Click to expand...
I always saw those on sale and thought "I bet that wouldn't get me smashed".
It sounds like I've missed out.
 
Bronchitis that Lingers said:
I always saw those on sale and thought "I bet that wouldn't get me smashed".
It sounds like I've missed out.
Click to expand...
you have to drink them out of a cup. really fast. really really fast.

they taste acceptable, if you're too lazy to make a real cocktail. but when they're on sale? it beats crystal palace.
 
Anathe said:
you have to drink them out of a cup. really fast. really really fast.

they taste acceptable, if you're too lazy to make a real cocktail. but when they're on sale? it beats crystal palace.
Click to expand...
The disgusting can taste was always what kept me from drinking beergaritas or lokos, cup makes sense.


tangent: Fuck I wish I would have bought disgusting cheap vodka today at the liquor store. Now they're closed and I live in a lame state that doesn't sell liquor in grocery stores LIFE IS SO HARD.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Marvin and AnimuGinger
Anathe said:
what's your cheap vodka of choice?
Click to expand...
Skol isn't bad. It's gross but it isn't bad. I'm a shots type of person, I just want to get it over with when it comes to poor taste, so I can handle just about anything.
But Popov. Oh my fucking God. Someone opened that five feet away from me and my stomach flipped. I don't consider myself very weak at heart when it comes to booze, and the smell of that genuinely made me sick. I felt like a 90 pound 16 year old girl that just tried her first shot and vomited for three hours after I smelt it.
I don't have any other comparisons at the moment to convey how much I disliked that smell. That one will have to do for now.
 
Bronchitis that Lingers said:
Skol isn't bad. It's gross but it isn't bad. I'm a shots type of person, I just want to get it over with when it comes to poor taste, so I can handle just about anything.
But Popov. Oh my fucking God. Someone opened that five feet away from me and my stomach flipped. I don't consider myself very weak at heart when it comes to booze, and the smell of that genuinely made me sick. I felt like a 90 pound 16 year old girl that just tried her first shot and vomited for three hours after I smelt it.
I don't have any other comparisons at the moment to convey how much I disliked that smell. That one will have to do for now.
Click to expand...
I actually drank popov mostly when i was a teenager. i guess my ability to take back any shot is from that. even cheaper shit like kamchatka and crystal palace won't bother me now.
 
  • Winner
Reactions: Bronchitis that Lingers
Anathe said:
I actually drank popov mostly when i was a teenager. i guess my ability to take back any shot is from that. even cheaper shit like kamchatka and crystal palace won't bother me now.
Click to expand...
Never even had crystal palace, way to make me feel like a noob. The fuck is that? But as far as Popov goes, you deserve a fucking badge for that. Seriously. Unless the taste is better than the smell? I can't imagine that being the case.
I seriously think that taste buds change over time in relation to crappy booze. When I was a teenager I genuinely thought soco tasted like Dr Pepper. no, seriously.
I really want to go out and get a bottle of wine at the grocery store but I'm loaded up on sleeping pills. Could add to the fun. Nah, I'll wait till morning and see the funny looks I get at the liquor store.
 
Bronchitis that Lingers said:
Never even had crystal palace, way to make me feel like a noob. The fuck is that? But as far as Popov goes, you deserve a fucking badge for that. Seriously. Unless the taste is better than the smell? I can't imagine that being the case.
I seriously think that taste buds change over time in relation to crappy booze. When I was a teenager I genuinely thought soco tasted like Dr Pepper. no, seriously.
I really want to go out and get a bottle of wine at the grocery store but I'm loaded up on sleeping pills. Could add to the fun. Nah, I'll wait till morning and see the funny looks I get at the liquor store.
Click to expand...
Crystal Palace is the cheapest vodka I can find. Choice vodka of frats that don't give a shit. It reminds me of rubbing alcohol.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Dalish and Bronchitis that Lingers
Anathe said:
Crystal Palace is the cheapest vodka I can find. Choice vodka of frats that don't give a shit. It reminds me of rubbing alcohol.
Click to expand...

There's this shit called Gran Legacy. They make things like generic vodka and rum. Their rum is so awful that even mixing it with coke barely takes the edge off, and their vodka is literally impossible to consume. It's basically the bottom of the barrel sold at Wal-Marts and CVS type places that sell liquor.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Bronchitis that Lingers
You want to get Crunk in a hurry, on the cheap?

Head down to your local chemical distributor- ALCHEM for ya'll in Alabama- and ask for a gallon of food-grade PGA. Pure grain alcohol.

ONE GALLON of 198-199 proof alcohol. $19.99 out the door.

Good luck, and God bless.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Dan Abrams
I've never had the opportunity to really prepare cannabis in any way, so I've always just shoved it in my mouth. Tastes awful, like fricking green bean jerky or something. Any way, I got to smoke for the first time a few minutes ago. My lungs are killing me... Also, when a couple of you guys say you smoke weed because it hits you faster than consuming it, I figured you meant it would hit you right as you breath it in. I guess that's not the case? The high is only slowly creeping up on me.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back